Brash

Question 1

The demon has their guard up... What will you do?

1. Motion for peace

   • Attacks 20%

     Yeah, that sounds good. Relax a little, talk a little, and everything's gonna be fine... ...except YOU'RE gonna be DEAD!

   • Asks again 50%

     Sure, I guess, if you say so. But you better make it worth my time, yeah?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

   • Asks again 30%

     I dunno, man. Still got all this pent-up energy...

     Then: Question 32

2. Put your guard up

   • Talk fails 40%

     Yeah, we're through talkin'! Let's get back to the carnage!

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     Yeesh, buddy, you gotta unclench a little! Look, just take this and lemme go.

   • Asks again 30%

     Welp, if we're stuck in a stalemate like this, only one thing to do. Time for a test of Strength!

     Then: Question 36

Question 2

The demon is approaching... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Leaves 25%

     Wha...? I just wanted to be friends, man. ...I don't care anymore. See ya.

   • Demands 55%

     Huh. Well, you're definitely not one of those new- wave bleeding hearts trying to solve things through the "power of friendship" and shit.

   • Attacks 20%

     Dumbass! You're too late to stop me!

2. Glare at them

   • Asks again 45%

     Dammit. Guess you're smarter than you look.

     Then: Question 2, Question 8, Question 15

   • Demands 30%

     Damn, you're lookin' daggers right at me! Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I guess. You wanna make a deal here?

   • Attacks 25%

     We made eye contact, and you know what that means. We gotta throw down!

3. Keep calm

   • Asks again 70%

     Man, you got guts... Fine, maybe I'll chat with you for a while.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

   • Attacks 30%

     Man, you got guts... But all that's gonna get you is an early grave!

Question 3

The demon is beckoning you closer... What will you do?

1. Venture closer

   • Attacks 40%

     You fell for it! Hahaha!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     Yeah, there ya go. I wanted to give this to you.

   • Demands 50%

     I was just thinkin' of joinin' up with you. But first, I want somethin' from you.

2. Gesture back at them

   • Talk fails 25%

     Dude, don't make weird signs at me. That's rude.

   • Asks again 55%

     Whoa, was that one an insult? You got balls, man. Alright, let's talk then.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

   • Demands 20%

     What's up? You got somethin' to give me?

3. Put your hand out

   • Asks again 40%

     Huh... Shoulda figured you wouldn't fall for my trick.

     Then: Question 2, Question 8, Question 15, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

   • Talk fails 30%

     Welp, guess you don't wanna talk.

   • Asks again 30%

     What, are you tryin' to show how buff you are? Well, that gives me an idea...

     Then: Question 32

Question 4

The demon is trying to leave... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Demands 50%

     You're really gonna go that far to stop me, huh? Fine, let's see what you got. Show me the goods.

   • Attacks 25%

     You're really gonna go that far to stop me, huh? Well, it's not gonna be enough!

   • Leaves 25%

     Sorry, not interested!

2. Let them go

   • Asks again 70%

     Don't play so hard-to-get, man. At least hear me out.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

   • Talk fails 30%

     Bastard, you think you're so cool...

3. Make a sad face

   • Demands 30%

     C'mon, don't be like that... Makin' me feel like I'm the bad guy here. All right, fine, enough with the puppydog eyes... Let's make a deal.

   • Attacks 30%

     You got the most pathetic face I've ever seen. Makes me want to cave it in!

   • Asks again 40%

     Whoa, you okay, man? Been through some bad shit, huh...? Let's talk and get your mind off it.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

Question 5

The demon is pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Call out to them

   • Attacks 20%

     Gah, dumbass! I was tryin' to remember something, and you just made me lose it!

   • Talk fails 20%

     Look, man... sometimes a guy just wants to be alone.

   • Asks again 60%

     Whoa, when did you get here? You wanna talk?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

2. Do the same

   • Leaves 50%

     All right, I've made up my mind! I'm gonna head home!

   • Demands 40%

     All right, I've made up my mind! Gimme somethin'!

   • Joins you 10%

     All right, I've made up my mind! I'm gonna join you!

Question 6

C'mon, man, just let me go!

1. Let them go

   • Leaves 60%gives an item

     Thanks! Here, this is for you.

   • Attacks 40%

     Thanks a bunch! But I didn't say anything about lettin' YOU go!

2. Don't let them go

   • Attacks 25%

     I SAID, lemme go!

   • Demands 35%

     Gah, fine. Then gimme somethin' instead.

   • Asks again 40%

     Man, it's tough bein' so popular. Well, sure, we can chat a little while longer.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

Question 7

You're a new face in the netherworld, aren'tcha? Dunno if I can trust you.

1. Fine by me.

   • Talk fails 30%

     Then what the hell are we doin' talking? Let's get back to beating the shit out of each other!

   • Asks again 70%

     That's cold, man. We can at least get to know each other a little, right?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 16, Question 32, Question 33, Question 34, Question 37

2. Please, trust me.

   • Leaves 60%

     Hell no!

   • Demands 40%

     Talk is cheap. Show me you mean it!

3. Like I can trust you.

   • Attacks 45%

     Shit, good point! Then die!

   • Demands 55%

     What!? Don't drag me down to your sorry level! I'm trustworthy, man! I'm trustworthy as hell! C'mon, let's make a deal and I'll prove it!

Question 8

You're new around here, aren'tcha? So what's your story? What kinda demon are ya?

What response will you give the demon?

1. A friendly response

   • Talk fails 75%

     Don't be such a kiss-ass.

   • Demands 25%

     You know what, man? You're all right. We can probably figure somethin' out.

2. A harsh response

   • Demands 100%

     Ooh, I like that murderous aura! Now I wanna know what you're like deep inside.

Question 9

You lookin' at me, buddy? You want some of this? I'll stone cold murder you.

1. Glare at them

   • Asks again 100%

2. Ignore them

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 18

3. Walk closer

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 19

Question 10

Hya HA! Hyahahahaha!

The demon is laughing maniacally... What will you do?

1. Laugh just as maniacally

   • Leaves 25%

     Damn, you're frickin' nuts...

     You laughed maniacally...

   • Asks again 75%

     You laughed maniacally...

2. Give them a cold stare

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 21

3. Go right up to them

   • Leaves 55%

     HyahaHA! Hyahahahaha!

     The demon left, laughing...

   • Attacks 30%

     HyahaHA! Hyahahahaha!

     The demon charged at you, cackling madly!

   • Joins you 15%

     HyahaHA! Hyahahahaha!

     The demon put out their hand, laughing...

Question 11

Hey, we oughta get along, yeah? I mean, peace has gotta be our first priority, right?

1. You're right.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 22

2. I don't believe in peace.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 23

3. It's around third place.

   • Talk fails 55%

     Yeesh, what a half-assed number. If it were fourth, it'd at least be the cleanup hitter.

   • Attacks 30%

     By the way, you know what my number one favorite thing to do is? Kicking ass!

   • Joins you 15%

     Does that mean... you put ME at first place? Wow, you're a standup guy... I think I'll join you.

Question 12

Hey, boss! Lookin' slick as always!

1. What?

   • Asks again 100%

2. Thanks.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 25

3. I'm not your boss.

   • Asks again 100%

Question 13

What're you botherin' me for? You wanna be one of my flunkies or somethin'?

1. I'd consider it.

   • Talk fails 20%

     Who the hell would want a smartass like you!?

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 29

2. YOU be MY flunky.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 26

3. If you'll join me.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 28

Question 14

So here's the big question. Top or bottom?

1. Top

   • Attacks 20%

     So you wanna go to heaven, huh? Kay, I know just how to send you there!

   • Demands 60%

     So you like to set your sights high, do ya? I like that. C'mon, let's make a deal.

   • Talk fails 20%

     Ugh. Vanilla answer. Don't waste my time.

2. Bottom

   • Attacks 25%

     So you like to go low, huh? Fine, then I'll send you to the lowest circle of hell!

   • Demands 50%

     So you tend to keep your eyes to the ground, huh? Yeah, that's smart. Let's make a deal.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Man, that's what you're into...? I dunno if we're, y'know, compatible.

3. Middle

   • Attacks 50%

     So if I was gonna eat ya, you'd want me to start from the middle, huh? You're the boss!

   • Demands 40%

     Well, fine, I guess. Show me what you've got in the "middling" price range, then.

   • Joins you 10%

     The middle...? Holy shit, you party like THAT!? Damn, now I GOTTA join you. I want in on that action.

Question 15

The demon looks bored... What will you do?

1. Dance

   • Demands 100%

     Damn, you got some moves. Not bad, kid!

     You tried dancing...

2. Sing

   • Leaves 75%

     Yeesh, where's the funeral? You got a voice like a banshee, kid.

     You tried singing...

   • Demands 25%

     Hey, you got some pipes on you, kid! Pretty good!

     You tried singing...

3. Flash some Macca

   • Leaves 75%

     Sorry, kid. My soul ain't for sale.

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

   • Demands 25%

     Cold, hard Macca... Ah, nothin' like that shine.

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

Question 16

Hey, lemme smack you.

1. Sure.

   • Asks again 30%

     Actually, I changed my mind. Let's have a little Strength contest.

     Then: Question 36

   • Demands 30%

     Hey, you're not supposed to actually agree! Takes all the fun out of it. But you do got guts, kid!

   • Talk fails 40%

     Yeesh, we got a masochist over here.

2. No.

   • Asks again 100%

3. It'll cost you.

   • Talk fails 20%

     Y'know, I frickin' hate your type more than anything else.

   • Demands 40%

     No, it's gonna cost YOU! I don't go around smackin' just anyone, you know. This ain't a public service.

   • Attacks 40%gives Macca

     Yeesh, they're monetizing everything these days. Hope this covers it.

Question 17

Y'know, once I start fighting, I'm unstoppable... You got what it takes to shut me down?

1. I do.

   • Asks again 25%

     All right, let's find out if that's true.

     Then: Question 32

   • Demands 50%

     All right, let's find out if that's true. Just so you know, though, I ain't cheap.

   • Attacks 25%

     Like hell you do!

2. I don't.

   • Talk fails 40%

     Then don't ask me to join you.

   • Attacks 20%

     Well then... I'm gonna shut YOU down!

   • Leaves 40%gives an item

     Oh, huh. Well, maybe this'll help give you an edge.

Question 18

What, you think you're hot stuff? With a gross-ass face like that?

1. It's just how I look.

   • Demands 70%

     You don't get a face like that without havin' survived a lot of bad shit... Well, if we can figure somethin' out here, maybe I can give you a hand.

   • Attacks 30%

     Wow, sucks to be you. But hey, if you want a makeover, I can just break your face!

2. Still better than you.

   • Leaves 100%

     Dammit, no one asked you!

3. I'm kind of a stud.

   • Talk fails 55%

     Doesn't matter if you're a prettyboy on the outside. You're still gross on the inside.

   • Attacks 30%

     Doesn't matter if you're a prettyboy on the outside. You're still gross on the inside. Here, I'll rip those guts out and show you!

   • Joins you 15%

     Y'know, now that I get a good look atcha... yeah, you're not so bad. You can probably pick up chicks no problem, huh? Okay, from now on, I'm rollin' with you! Just, you know, 'cause I feel like it. Definitely nothin' to do with cruisin' for ladies.

Question 19

What, you scared? C'mon then, beg for your life.

1. Please spare me.

   • Demands 55%

     Wow, you actually frickin' did it! And while you're at it, let's see what's in your pockets, too.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Wow, you actually frickin' did it! You spineless piece of shit! Go on, get out of here!

   • Attacks 20%

     Hell no!

2. Spare me or I'll kill you.

   • Leaves 70%gives an item

     W-Wait! Please don't kill me! Here, you can have this—just spare me!

   • Attacks 30%

     W-Wait! Please don't kill me! ...Wait, why the hell am I the one beggin' here!?

3. Help... save... me...

   • Leaves 55%

     Huh...? Shit, did I really get you that bad? If you die, it's... it's gonna be my fault... I-I didn't do it!

   • Attacks 30%

     Huh...? Shit, did I really get you that bad? If you die, it's... it's gonna be my fault... Well, guess I gotta put you outta your misery!

   • Joins you 15%

     Huh...? Shit, did I really get you that bad? If you die, it's... it's gonna be my fault... Hey, stay with me, man! We're gonna get through this together!

Question 20

Hey, keep your distance. I'm serious.

1. Go closer

   • Leaves 20%

     What the shit!? You get any closer, and we'll be practically kissin'! Wait... that look in your eye... crap, just like in those fanfics! Which means— I-I GOTTA GET OUTTA HEEEERE!

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     Tch, you must really want some of this, huh...

   • Attacks 30%

     Tch, you must really want some of this, huh!?

2. Step back

   • Talk fails 100%

     God, what a wimp! A man's gotta know when he can't back down!

3. Fold your arms

   • Attacks 20%

     What, you're not gonna move until I join you? Then I'll just MAKE you move!

   • Demands 55%

     What, you're not gonna move until I join you? Fine, fine, let's talk this shit out...

   • Leaves 25%

     What, you're not gonna move until I join you? Guess you're gonna stay there forever, then. Have fun.

Question 21

Huh? Don't tell me that's how you laugh... C'mere, I'll show ya a REAL laugh!

1. Sure.

   • Attacks 25%

     Nah, see, there's a trick to it! I'm sayin' you gotta get rid of everything from the neck up!

     You went up to the demon...

   • Leaves 25%

     Haw! I knew it! I'm way better-lookin' than you!

     You went up to the demon...

   • Demands 50%

     HyahaHA! Hyahahahaha! Aw, man, your face gets funnier the more I look! I bet it'd be a blast if I joined you!

     You went up to the demon...

2. You'll just hit me.

   • Attacks 40%

     Shit, you're right! I hadn't even thought of that! Alrighty then, DIE!

   • Leaves 45%gives an item

     Shit, you're right! I hadn't even thought of that! Thanks for the idea. Here, you can have this.

   • Joins you 15%

     Shit, you're right! I hadn't even thought of that! You're pretty crafty, huh? You gotta teach me your ways!

3. No. You're creepy.

   • Demands 40%

     That's harsh, man. Seriously, you hurt my feelings... The only thing that'll help me now is your generosity!

   • Talk fails 30%

     You know what's really creepy? Your weird-ass imagination.

   • Attacks 30%

     Oh yeah? Here, lemme get a little more direct!

Question 22

Uh, yikes... You don't have to stare, buddy. Wait, am I actually a celebrity out here?

1. Can I have an autograph?

   • Demands 65%

     If that's how you make a contract with a demon, you got a lot to learn. We gotta negotiate first.

   • Attacks 35%

     Sure! I can sign my name in your blood!

2. Can I shake your hand?

   • Demands 55%

     I am NOT touchin' that hand, man. If I'm grabbin' anything, it'd gonna be a fistful of swag!

   • Attacks 25%

     I am NOT touchin' that hand, man. But I'll pull a fistful of guts outta ya!

   • Asks again 20%

     I dunno, man, that looks like a pretty flimsy hand. Lemme test your Strength real quick.

     Then: Question 36

3. Can I take a picture?

   • Leaves 50%

     What, with your phone? Man, if all you do is take pictures, you'll miss out on the real memories! You gotta live in the present, man, live your damn life!

   • Demands 30%

     Whoa whoa whoa! Not a fan of folks who just whip out their phones and take pictures without permission. Maybe we can drop by the studio if I end up taggin' along with you.

   • Attacks 20%

     Maybe you oughta think about takin' a selfie, pal. They're gonna need a picture to prop up at your funeral, y'know!

Question 23

So you're gonna let me go?

1. You can go.

   • Leaves 70%gives an item

     You're the best, man! Here, I owe ya!

   • Attacks 30%

     Dammit, I can't run now! I got a reputation as a tough guy!

2. There's no escape.

   • Demands 60%

     C'mon man, we can work somethin' out! Maybe you want me to join you instead, huh?

   • Attacks 40%

     I SAID, let me go!

3. Let me think...

   • Leaves 45%

     Sure, take your time... I'll just be over here... oh hey gotplacestobeBYE!

   • Demands 55%

     We all got shit to think about, man. See, I'm thinkin' about what you can do for ME.

Question 24

Damn, you really are heartless. You even human? What color is your blood?

1. Red.

   • Attacks 50%

     Then what're those bright lines on ya? ...Guess I'll find out when I cut you open.

   • Talk fails 50%

     That's a downright lie... Bah, I'm done with this.

2. Blue.

   • Demands 70%

     That's one cool color. I'm a fan of blue, myself.

   • Leaves 30%

     What, you got vegetable juice in your veins? I HATE vegetable juice!

3. I don't bleed.

   • Leaves 70%gives an item

     Yeesh, is your circulation that bad, buddy? You gotta see a doctor. Here, this oughta help.

   • Attacks 30%

     Hey, lucky me! Now I won't get covered in blood splatter when I rip your chest open!

Question 25

Man, you got no sense of humor. Don't you ever wanna get in on the joke, man?

1. No thanks.

   • Attacks 30%

     Well, you and me are gonna have some fun whether you want to or not!

   • Leaves 70%gives an item

     Yeesh, you're hopeless. At least take this and loosen up, huh?

2. Sorry.

   • Demands 40%

     If you're really sorry, you oughta give me something.

   • Leaves 60%

     I don't give a shit about your apologies!

3. Let me try again.

   • Demands 60%

     That's more like it! Ahem... Hey, boss! How about a little bonus?

   • Leaves 20%

     That's more like it! Ahem... Hey, boss! I wanna go home for the day.

   • Attacks 20%

     That's more like it! Ahem... Hey, boss! I want your inheritance! So DIE!

Question 26

Ha, congrats on missin' the joke. You weren't supposed to take that seriously.

1. What's wrong with being serious?

   • Demands 50%

     You know what? You're right. If we're makin' this a party, then, I need some gifts.

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     You know what? You're right. Here, take a little treat!

   • Attacks 40%

     You know what? You're right. If you're bein' serious, I'll go hog wild!

2. I was going with the bit.

   • Attacks 60%

     You think you can keep up with me, huh? Maybe we oughta dance, then. How 'bout a dance of death!?

   • Demands 40%

     Man, you don't have to try so hard to keep a joke goin'. Let's talk business instead.

3. I wanted to be the boss...

   • Demands 70%

     Whoa... You wanted to be the boss that much? Well, if you wanna hire me, let's see how much that's worth to you, huh?

   • Attacks 30%

     Maybe you can be the boss in your next life!

Question 27

What, you want me to become your crony? Really?

1. Yes.

   • Demands 50%

     Y'know, I've actually been lookin' for a boss to follow. If you were my boss, you'd give me what I want, right?

   • Asks again 25%

     Y'know, I've actually been lookin' for a boss to follow. If you were my boss, you could probably take me in a contest of Strength, right?

     Then: Question 36

   • Attacks 25%

     I actually killed my other boss while we were havin' a little contest, y'know. Let's see if you do any better!

2. Or my friend.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 27

3. Or my lover.

   • Attacks 60%

     How 'bout you get down and kiss the floor!?

   • Demands 30%

     Yeah? Well, I only go for rich guys! So let's see what you'll spend on me, lover boy!

   • Joins you 10%

     ...O-Okay, sure.

Question 28

Whaddaya mean, we'd be "friends"?

1. We'd help each other.

   • Demands 60%

     Well, I got somethin' I want, so help me out, would ya?

   • Leaves 40%

     Thing is, there are times when a man's gotta fight on his own. See ya. I got my own battle to fight.

2. We'd tell each other anything.

   • Leaves 70%

     I dunno, even close people gotta have some space. I'm gonna go hang out with someone who's got boundaries, dude.

   • Demands 30%

     Then I can tell you all about the stuff I want, huh?

3. We'd give each other gifts.

   • Talk fails 55%

     Ugh, so damn materialistic. Shallow as hell.

   • Demands 45%

     Ugh, so damn materialistic. Shallow as hell. ...But hey, I won't say no to free stuff.

Question 29

Say I do join you. Whatcha got planned for me?

1. I'd use you in battle.

   • Leaves 50%

     Man, I've been fightin' way too much lately. Could use a break, honestly.

   • Attacks 50%

     Don't just send your boss straight into battle! YOU'RE supposed to be the frontline fodder!

2. I'd use you in fusion.

   • Demands 65%

     So you could fuse me with a hot demon lady? I can think of worse ways to go out.

   • Attacks 35%

     Screw that. I'm gonna "use" you in my next meal.

3. Decorate my living room.

   • Demands 40%

     Hell yeah. And I'd better look fabulous too! But I'm not gonna commit to decoratin' duty empty-handed, so pony up.

   • Leaves 50%

     You mean you're gonna stuff me and mount me on the wall!? Holy shit, you're a monster...!

   • Joins you 10%

     Your living room is BIG enough to fit me!? Man, that sounds incredible... Yeah, I'm in. Just show me where to lounge.

Question 30

If you were my flunky, what do you get out of it? What would you be lookin' to learn?

1. How to be a man.

   • Demands 50%

     Well, the first lesson on bein' a man is: don't be a cheapskate!

   • Attacks 25%

     If you wanna be a man, it's an upward climb... No rest, no relief, no end... Just accept that you're never gonna make it!

   • Leaves 25%

     That's somethin' you gotta learn by yourself, man. ...See ya.

2. How to be a demon.

   • Demands 45%

     Well, the first thing about bein' a demon is: never turn down a good deal or contract!

   • Attacks 45%

     Alright, then here's your first lesson! ...Never trust what the other guy says!

   • Joins you 10%

     Actually, you just reminded me. The thing is, I'm kinda lost? I got no idea which way my home is. So I figure I'll just tag along with you.

3. How to be smart.

   • Asks again 85%

     Then: Question 30

   • Joins you 15%

     You think I'm smart, huh? Sounds like you know how to spot genius when ya see it! All right, I'll show ya how it's done. Maybe one day, you too can have an IQ of 25!

Question 31

You kiddin' me? Do I LOOK smart to you?

1. Nope.

   • Attacks 100%

     Then don't freakin' say it!

2. Not even a little.

   • Attacks 100%

     Then don't freakin' say it!

3. Absolutely not.

   • Attacks 100%

     Then don't freakin' say it!

Question 32

What, you scared?

1. Yes.

   • Talk fails 60%

     Man... at least try to pull yourself together. Damn coward...

   • Demands 40%

     Then I guess you might be feelin' a little extra generous!

2. No.

   • Attacks 35%

     Then you ain't scared of dying, huh?

   • Demands 65%

     Heh heh heh... So you can stand your ground after all. But can you pay up? Actin' all tough ain't gonna help you there.

3. I'm not feeling well...

   • Leaves 70%gives an item

     Man, you're pathetic... Here, fix yourself up.

   • Leaves 30%

     Then quit stumblin' around out here! Go home, get some shut-eye.

Question 33

Let's compare Strength like real men. I challenge you to arm-wrestling!

1. You're on.

   • Joins you 201%

     You got some power, man! You're callin' the shots from now on!

     You challenged the demon at arm-wrestling... You won!

2. No way.

   • Talk fails 100%

     Ha! Then get outta here!

Question 34

Say, why's your hair so long?

1. It's just my style.

   • Demands 50%

     Yeah, maybe long hair was popular in the human world a long time ago... Still, nothin' wrong with a retro look, get me? I wouldn't mind hangin' out with you.

   • Talk fails 50%

     Yeah, maybe long hair was popular in the human world a long time ago... Ugh. Stop clingin' to the past, man, that's just sad. I got nothin' to say to you.

2. Last haircut was a while ago.

   • Demands 30%

     Man, you don't need a barber, you need a full day at the salon! It's cool, I can hook you up, but I want a little somethin' in return!

   • Attacks 20%

     Hey, lucky you, I can make a nice clean cut! Check out this move: Eternal Shave!

   • Asks again 50%

     Too tied up with work, huh? Yeah, that happens.

     Then: Question 34

3. A god must smite hair-etics.

   • Talk fails 55%

     The hell...!? Is this guy the world's biggest idiot, or an actual god...? ...Probably an idiot.

   • Joins you 15%

     The hell...!? Is this guy the world's biggest idiot, or an actual god...? ...He might be a god. I'd better join him!

   • Attacks 30%

     Uh... what...? Never mind, I'll just kill ya.

Question 35

So, what kinda work do ya do?

1. I'm on a journey to train.

   • Asks again 40%

     Yeah? Let's see if that training's paid off, huh? Show me some Strength! Let's see whatcha got!

     Then: Question 36

   • Attacks 30%

     Yeah? Let's see if that training's paid off, huh? Wonder if this'll be enough to kill ya!

   • Talk fails 30%

     So in other words... you're unemployed. You can just be honest, man.

2. I'm seeing the world.

   • Demands 40%

     That's the dream, huh? I've been wantin' to take it easy too. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to tag along with you.

   • Leaves 40%gives an item

     Oh yeah? Well, here's a souvenir.

   • Talk fails 20%

     So in other words... you're unemployed. You can just be honest, man.

3. Academics and athletics.

   • Demands 60%

     Oh yeah, studying's important. Me, I suck at it. But I'm pretty good with the whole athletics thing. Maybe I'll help you, if the price is right.

   • Leaves 20%

     Oh yeah, those are both important... Oughta go home and catch up on some studyin' myself, now that I think of it.

   • Talk fails 20%

     Dude, that doesn't count as work. You think I'm stupid or somethin'?

Question 36

Y'know, you kinda got some human-stink on ya.

1. I am human.

   • Demands 60%

     Any way I look at ya, all I see is a demon... Oh wait, this is some kinda test, huh? Guess I'd better test you, too.

   • Attacks 40%

     Any way I look at ya, all I see is a demon... Only one way to find out! Let's see what's under that skin!

2. I used to be human.

   • Asks again 60%

     Huh... Wait, I've heard about someone like that. Are you...?

     Then: Question 6

   • Demands 40%

     Got sick of bein' human, huh? Figured you'd have a better life as a demon? Smart thinkin'. Let's talk demon-to-demon then.

3. I have human friends.

   • Leaves 50%

     Oh yeah, friends are important. That goes for both demons and humans. You oughta quit wastin' time here with me. Go have fun hangin' out with them.

   • Demands 40%

     You have human friends, even though you're a demon? You got one hell of a social circle. I bet we can strike a good deal here.

   • Joins you 10%

     Human friends, huh? Any girls? How 'bout you introduce me? I'll play it cool. Heck, I'll even join up with you.

Question 37

If you're not the boss, then what are you?

1. A patriarch.

   • Demands 60%

     Oh. OH. Uh, I had no idea, sir. I apologize for my rudeness. Since you've come all this way, how about we make some kinda trade?

   • Attacks 40%

     You bastard! Don't bust onto my turf like you own it!

2. The president.

   • Leaves 60%

     What? That's nothin' special. These days, anyone can call themself a president so long as they got a fancy suit and some dirty money.

   • Demands 40%

     Then you're gonna need a secret service. Wanna hire me?

3. A god.

   • Talk fails 30%

     More like a god-tier idiot.

   • Demands 50%

     Seriously...? If you're a god, gimme some blessings.

   • Attacks 20%

     Y'know, you're not the first poser around here to tell me that. About time someone gave you a wake-up call.

Question 38

Say, why's your hair so white?

1. It's just my style.

   • Leaves 30%

     Just looks unhealthy to me. Bet you got a shriveled-up little brain under it. I don't got time for dumbasses!

   • Demands 50%

     Just looks unhealthy to me. Bet you got a shriveled-up little brain under it. Heheheh... I bet I can con this dumbass outta some free loot!

   • Joins you 20%

     Just looks unhealthy to me. Bet you got a shriveled-up little brain under it. Always nice to meet a fellow dumbass!

2. I'm old, that's why.

   • Demands 60%

     Oh, word? Well, an old geezer like you oughta have someone younger to lean on. So pay up, pops, and I'll look after ya.

   • Asks again 20%

     You sure about that? You look pretty damn young to me. Nothing a good old test of Strength won't solve!

     Then: Question 36

   • Attacks 20%

     Then hurry up and die!

3. A god must smite hair-etics.

   • Talk fails 55%

     The hell...!? Is this guy the world's biggest idiot, or an actual god...? ...Probably an idiot.

   • Joins you 15%

     The hell...!? Is this guy the world's biggest idiot, or an actual god...? ...He might be a god. I'd better join him!

   • Attacks 30%

     Uh... what...? Never mind, I'll just kill ya.