Cheeky

Question 1

The demon has their guard up... What will you do?

1. Ask them to lower their guard

   • Attacks 30%

     Okay, I guess I can stop. I'm just gonna attack you instead!

   • Asks again 50%

     Fiiiiine. I guess we can chat for a bit.

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

   • Leaves 20%gives an item

     I wasn't tryna protect myself or anything. I was just trying to do this.

2. Put your guard up as well

   • Talk fails 20%

     You're pretty scary... I don't think I should hang around you...

   • Asks again 60%

     Hey, I was just joking! Fine, we can talk!

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

   • Asks again 20%

     You seem strong! Wanna play a game with me?

Question 2

The demon is approaching... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Leaves 20%

     Aww, why? I was just going to give you an item... Your loss, dude!

   • Asks again 20%

     I just gotta see which of us is faster!

     Then: Question 38

   • Asks again 60%

2. Glare at them

   • Asks again 40%

     Aw man... He noticed me...

     Then: Question 11, Question 12

   • Demands 30%

     I-I was just playing around! We can negotiate, right? Please, forgive me!

   • Leaves 30%

     Ugh, I bet you don't have any friends.

3. Keep calm

   • Asks again 55%

     You're pretty brave! Okay, then. Let's talk, yeah?

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

   • Attacks 20%

     You're pretty brave! ...Not! You really think I'd be impressed by that!?

   • Demands 25%

     Ooh, scared you, didn't I? Prolly 'cause I'm so intimidating. Well, c'mon, then! Gimme something good, scaredy-cat!

Question 3

The demon is gesturing for you to come closer... What will you do?

1. Move closer

   • Attacks 35%

     You're so gullible! Eat this!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     Here, I wanted to give you this!

   • Demands 55%

     I wanted to lend you a hand! So you gonna gimme something for it or what!?

2. Gesture back

   • Attacks 20%

     What, you wanna fight!?

   • Demands 35%

     Ooh, what's this? Are you gonna gimme something?

   • Asks again 45%

     I think you and me're gonna get along great!

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

3. Make a fist

   • Attacks 20%

     Roshambo! I threw paper, so I win! Loser gets to DIE!

   • Leaves 20%

     Whoa, whoa, you some kinda bully!? Run awaaaaay!

   • Asks again 60%

     Then: Question 36

Question 4

The demon is trying to leave... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Asks again 35%

     Then: Question 39

   • Leaves 35%

     Good luck! I'm way too fast for you!

     The demon ran away! You chased after them! But you tripped along the way...

   • Leaves 30%

     Sorry, but I was gonna go play with my friend. See ya!

2. Let them go

   • Asks again 60%

     C'mon, why you gotta be so mean!? Let's talk!

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

   • Talk fails 20%

     Why're you being such a jerk? Whatever. See ya.

   • Attacks 20%

     The demon turned to leave... Then suddenly attacked!

3. Smirk at them

   • Leaves 20%

     This guy's bad news! Run awaaaaay!

   • Demands 30%

     Ooh, what's up? Got something for me?

   • Asks again 50%

     Waaait, you're just gonna pounce on me the second I turn around... I'm not falling for that! Let's just talk instead!

     Then: Question 11, Question 12

Question 5

The demon is pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Call out to them

   • Attacks 15%

     Grrrrr! Leave me alone!

   • Asks again 60%

     You really wanna talk, huh? Oh well, I guess I'll play along, then.

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

   • Leaves 25%

     I was actually thinking about if we should negotiate or not... But, nah, too bad.

2. Glare at them

   • Demands 50%

     C-C'mon, you don't gotta get angry... Fine, let's work it out.

   • Attacks 30%

     You really think I'd listen to a jerk like you!?

   • Leaves 20%

     Ugh, I bet you don't have any friends.

Question 6

Please let me go! C'moooon!

1. You can go.

   • Leaves 40%gives an item

     Thanks, dude! Here's a little something for you!

   • Attacks 30%

     Thanks, dude! Here's a little something for you!

     The demon attacks!

   • Demands 30%

     You're gonna let me go, just like that? Then, at least gimme something while you're at it!

2. No.

   • Attacks 50%

     You're dead!

   • Demands 50%

     Please, at least let me live! I'll even join you if you give me something!

Question 7

You're new here, huh? I don't think I can trust you.

1. That's fine.

   • Attacks 30%

     That doesn't mean you're not dangerous, though! I'm gonna kill you while I still can!

   • Demands 50%

     C'mon, you should at least make SOME friends. Wanna talk about it?

   • Leaves 20%

     Ugh, I bet you don't have any friends.

2. Please trust me.

   • Leaves 30%

     No way!

   • Asks again 70%

     What, just like that? Maybe we should talk first?

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 35

3. I can't trust you either.

   • Attacks 50%

     Duh! That's 'cause I'm gonna get you!

   • Demands 50%

     That's not nice. You can trust me! Honest! I even know how to negotiate and stuff!

Question 8

You're new here, huh...? So what kinda demon are you?

How will you respond?

1. Amicably

   • Talk fails 45%

     Dude, that's kinda creepy...

   • Demands 30%

     Right, I figured you were like that! Let's negotiate, then!

   • Attacks 25%

     Right, you definitely seem nice! Keeheehee! Okay, take this!

2. Aggressively

   • Demands 100%

     Hrgh, he's scarier than I thought... Maybe I should just do what he says and try talkin' it out...

Question 9

Waaaah, waaaah...

The demon seems to be crying... What will you do?

1. Look on in concern

   • Asks again 100%

2. Leave them be

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 18

3. Smirk at them

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 19

Question 10

The demon is gazing expectantly at you... What will you do?

1. Dance

   • Leaves 75%

     You dance like an octopus.

     You tried dancing...

   • Demands 25%

     Whoa, that's so cool! You're just like I thought you'd be!

     You tried dancing...

2. Sing

   • Leaves 75%

     Man, today's music sucks...

     You tried singing...

   • Demands 25%

     That song's so cool! You're just like I thought you'd be!

     You tried singing...

3. Flash some Macca

   • Demands 100%

     Hehehe, looks like you get me! You're just like I thought you'd be!

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

Question 11

Gyahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha!

The demon is laughing their head off... What will you do?

1. Laugh with them

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 21

2. Plug your ears

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 23

3. Put your guard up

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 24

Question 12

Hey, you! Bow before me!

1. Bow your head

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 25

2. Look up

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 26

3. Ignore them

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 32

Question 13

Hmph! I don't have to listen to you!

1. Please listen to me.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 27

2. Suit yourself.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 28

3. Then, you talk.

   • Leaves 70%

     Huh? You want me to start? Th-That's, uhh... That's kinda sudden... I dunno what to talk about. M-Maybe next time, all right!?

   • Demands 30%

     Huh? You want me to start? Th-That's, uhh... That's kinda sudden... I dunno what to talk about. B-But there is something I want!

Question 14

I'm in a real pickle here... Will you give me what I want?

1. Sure.

   • Joins you 10%

     For real? Boy, am I lucky! Finally, somewhere to belong!

   • Attacks 50%

     For real? Boy, am I lucky! Well, okay, then! That head ain't gonna chop off itself!

   • Demands 40%

     For real? Boy, am I lucky! And maybe you can throw in a lil' sumpin' sumpin' on the side!

2. No.

   • Asks again 100%

3. Sure, but not for free.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 30

Question 15

Alright, outta my way! Comin' through!

1. Ignore them

   • Asks again 100%

2. Show awe and respect

   • Demands 50%

     Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Now, present your offering, knave!

   • Leaves 50%

     W-Whoa, little much don't you think? C'mon, you're embarrassing me! You know what? This is weird. I'm leaving!

3. Trip them

   • Asks again 40%

     Oho, nice try, pal! It's gonna take more than that to fool me!

     You tried to trip the demon... But the demon dodged it!

   • Leaves 30%

     Dammit! I'm outta here!

     You tried to trip the demon... The demon tripped!

   • Attacks 30%

     You tried to trip the demon... But the demon attacks!

Question 16

I wanna get to know you better. How 'bout we shake hands?

1. Sure.

   • Talk fails 60%

     You shook hands with the demon... A piece of paper was left in your hand. It says, "Too bad!"

   • Joins you 15%

     You shook hands with the demon... A piece of paper was left in your hand. It says, "You win!"

   • Attacks 25%

     You shook hands with the demon... A piece of paper was left in your hand. It says, "Dumbass!"

2. Let's not.

   • Asks again 50%

     Dammit, I thought he'd fall for it...

     Then: Question 11, Question 12

   • Talk fails 30%

     Fine! I didn't want to be your friend anyway!

   • Attacks 20%

     Then, how 'bout a friendly little fistfight!?

3. Let's arm wrestle instead.

   • Asks again 40%

     I-I'm not really the best arm wrestler... Oh! I am pretty confident in my speed, though!

     Then: Question 38

   • Leaves 40%

     I-I'm not really the best arm wrestler... You know what, never mind!

   • Attacks 20%

     I-I'm not really the best arm wrestler... I'm a pretty good killer, though!

Question 17

You stink like a human... I'm not supposed to talk to humans!

1. I'm a god.

   • Leaves 30%

     Whoa, hang on, I don't wanna get smote! Run awaaaaay!

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     ...Guess I'll leave an offering for you, then.

   • Attacks 20%

     Sweet! I've always wanted to kill a god!

2. I'm a demon.

   • Demands 60%

     No way! All right, then, demon boy. Prove it.

   • Leaves 20%

     Then, why do you smell like a human...? *gasp* I bet you're a human in disguise! Run awaaaaay!

   • Attacks 20%

     If you're really a demon, then I'm sure you'll be fine if I take a couple shots at ya!

3. I'm a protagonist.

   • Talk fails 30%

     Hmph, that's good for you, maybe, but that means you see me as some side-character wuss.

   • Attacks 30%

     I get it! So you're the protagonist of this game! Well, it's Game Over, pal!

   • Demands 40%

     I get it! So you're the protagonist of this game! So if we team up, that means I'll be a pretty big deal, huh!?

Question 18

Why're you looking at me like that? I-I was just yawning! I mean, don't you yawn when you're sleepy?

1. That's true.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 33

2. I bite it back.

   • Attacks 40%

     It's not good to fight stuff like that, you know. I just kinda do it whenever I want. Hrgh, I can't hold back any longer! I'm gonna kill you!

   • Demands 60%

     It's not good to fight stuff like that, you know. I just kinda do it whenever I want. Argh, I can't hold back any longer! Gimme something!

3. I just go to sleep.

   • Leaves 70%

     Ooh, I didn't think about that! I better go home and sleep, then.

   • Demands 30%

     I have a hard time falling asleep, though... Make me feel better so I can take a nice, looong nap!

Question 19

Hey! Why're you ignoring me!?

1. You want my attention?

   • Asks again 60%

     W-Well, duh...! C'mon, let's talk.

     Then: Question 7, Question 35

   • Demands 20%

     W-Well, duh...! C'mon, gimme something, will ya?

   • Attacks 20%

     Yeah! Like this, though!

2. I bet you're faking it.

   • Attacks 50%

     Awww, I thought you'd buy it. All right, then, I'm gonna make YOU cry!

   • Demands 50%

     Awww, I thought you'd buy it. You're pretty sharp, huh? I'm down to team up if you are.

3. I don't like crying.

   • Talk fails 40%

     So, what? You don't like it, so you're not even gonna ask about it? Forget you, dude.

   • Demands 40%

     You should try to overcome the stuff you don't like! C'mon, I'll help you out!

   • Attacks 20%

     Aha! Looks like I found your weakness! Let's see what else you're weak to!

Question 20

Wh-What're you laughing at...?

1. Your face is funny.

   • Demands 50%

     Right? Right? People always tell me I look funny when I cry. Gotcha! I actually cried on purpose to make you laugh, so gimme something in return!

   • Talk fails 50%

     YOU'RE the funny one for being so pathetic.

2. Laughter is the best medicine.

   • Talk fails 50%

     Hey, don't force your beliefs onto me. Who do you think you are, huh?

   • Attacks 25%

     Yeah, well, I'll make you cry too! Try and laugh THAT off!

   • Demands 25%

     Well, if you wanna make me laugh, then quit foolin' around and gimme something.

3. Your tears please me.

   • Demands 50%

     Whoa, that's classic demon talk right there! Man, you're cool! I wanna team up so I can say cool stuff like that too!

   • Attacks 50%

     Who enjoys seeing a kid cry...!? You're heartless, man!

Question 21

What, you freaked or something? I'm not that scary, am I?

1. You are.

   • Demands 55%

     Well, whether I'm REAL scary'll depend on what you do next. There's something I been tryna get my hands on... You'll give it to me, yeah?

   • Joins you 10%

     There's a ton of other demons that're way scarier than me, you know. Hmm, I don't see you lasting too long out there... I should probably tag along with you.

   • Attacks 35%

     Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Now then, lemme show you just how scary I can be!

2. No, you're not.

   • Attacks 40%

     Grrrr...! I'll show you!

   • Demands 30%

     Grrrr...! I'll show you! We're gonna negotiate, and I'm gonna clean you out for everything you got!

   • Talk fails 30%

     C'mon, couldn't you at least play along and just SAY I'm scary? You really don't know how to take a hint, do you?

3. You stink.

   • Leaves 25%

     Well, at least I don't have that old man stank like YOU!

   • Demands 50%

     Well, SORRY I can't afford to take a bath every day. If you're gonna be like that, you could at least help a poor kid out and gimme something.

   • Attacks 25%

     Like you're one to talk? Well, we'll see how good you smell when you're DEAD!

Question 22

...You're making fun of me, aren't you? Who do you think I am!?

1. Just another brat.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 22

2. A reliable comrade.

   • Joins you 10%

     Really? You really think I'm reliable? No one's ever counted on me before... Okay, I'm coming with you!

   • Demands 25%

     Really? You really think I'm reliable? Well, in that case, you probably trust me enough to gimme whatever I want, right?

   • Asks again 65%

     Then: Question 37

3. Fusion material.

   • Demands 65%

     Ooh, I know what that means! It's a secret way to be reborn into a stronger character, right? I'm all about getting stronger, so I'm listening...

   • Leaves 35%

     Ahhhhh, he's gonna kidnap me! Run awaaaaaay!

Question 23

I might not look it, but I'm way older than you! Now, show some respect to your elder, boy!

1. Fiiiiine.

   • Demands 60%

     Yeah, that's more like it! Now, gimme something good!

   • Talk fails 40%

     You're supposed to say, "Yes, Sir." Didn't anyone ever teach you manners?

2. You want your ass beat?

   • Leaves 55%gives an item

     I'm sorry! Look, I'll give you this, so please forgive me.

   • Joins you 15%

     I'm sorry! Look, I'll join you, so please forgive me.

   • Attacks 30%

     You talkin' back to me? If anyone's gettin' their ass beat, it's you!

3. Go buy me a drink.

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     They didn't really have anything normal... Is this fine?

     The demon ran off to the nearby vending machine...

   • Attacks 25%

     Wait, why am I running an errand for you!? You bastard!

     The demon ran off to the nearby vending machine...

   • Leaves 25%

     The demon ran off to the nearby vending machine... And they never came back...

Question 24

Hey, are you deaf or something!? I was singing a song! How about it? Pretty good, huh?

1. That was a song?

   • Talk fails 100%

     Yeah, well, it's not a song for stupid people...

2. I'm tearing up.

   • Demands 45%

     You've got an ear for music, then! And seeing as I was so touching, I hope you're ready to pay up!

   • Attacks 15%

     Whew, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Especially since it was your requiem!

   • Leaves 40%

     Really? Was I that good? Okay, then! Me 'n' the boys are off to the karaoke bar!

3. What an amateur.

   • Talk fails 25%

     It's all about amateur singers these days, y'know. What, you don't got internet or something? Yikes, this guy's gotta get with the times...

   • Demands 55%

     Every professional started as an amateur, y'know? I want you to support me so I can become a pro too!

   • Attacks 20%

     I may be an amateur singer, but I'm a pro at wasting losers like you!

Question 25

What's up with you? You gotta enjoy life more!

1. I'm enjoying it enough.

   • Attacks 40%

     Then, I guess you won't mind if I end it!

   • Demands 60%

     Then, at least lemme try to have SOME fun!

2. I don't know how.

   • Joins you 15%

     Man, this country's just full of morons like you... I bet it's 'cause the school system sucks. Fine, I'll teach you how to have fun.

   • Leaves 85%

     You too? Man, this country's just full of morons, isn't it?

3. I'd enjoy chatting.

   • Demands 40%

     That sounds fun! Yeah, let's do that!

   • Attacks 25%

     Tsk, tsk, tsk... I know something a lot more fun than that. Senseless violence!

   • Leaves 35%

     Why you tryna change the subject? I guess it must be tough to admit your life's a total snoozefest...

Question 26

What's the matter? Going through something rough?

1. My work is rough.

   • Asks again 100%

2. This negotiation is rough.

   • Demands 40%

     Then, let's get a move on and wrap this up already.

   • Talk fails 40%

     Like it was ever gonna be easy? Don't be such a wuss.

   • Attacks 20%

     I see... Well, you don't gotta worry about that any longer! 'Cause this is where you die!

3. Your face is rough.

   • Demands 55%

     I mean, I am a demon, after all. Gotta make sure my face makes an impression! And now that that's outta the way, how about we negotiate?

   • Talk fails 25%

     Least it's better than yours.

   • Attacks 20%

     I'll just have to make yours as rough as mine, then.

Question 27

What's wrong? Why're you looking up like that?

1. Gotta have high aspirations.

   • Demands 50%

     Hey, good point! I bet you can teach me all sorts of things!

   • Leaves 25%

     Hey, good point! I'd better stop wasting my time with you and do something productive!

   • Attacks 25%

     Hey, good point! Just think, once I kill you, everyone's gonna know my name!

2. I want to soar through the sky.

   • Demands 65%

     That reminds me, I heard that everyone was trying to get up in the sky a little while ago. Are you going on an adventure like that too? Gotta say, I'm kinda interested now...

   • Attacks 35%

     Sure, I'll send you flying!

3. Look, a meteor.

   • Attacks 45%

     I-It's the end of the world! There's no way I'm dying alone!

   • Demands 45%

     I-It's the end of the world! Well, if we're all gonna die anyway, then at least give me something before! C'mon, anything!

   • Joins you 10%

     I-It's the end of the world! Hey, I'll join you, just please save me!

Question 28

Look, if you want me to listen, then you know what to do! Hurry up and gimme the goods!

1. Give them water

   • Demands 50%

     Wow, this is water!? This stuff was gross when humans were around... Well, now that I've had my drink, I guess we can negotiate a little.

   • Talk fails 50%

     Just plain ol' water? Cheapskate.

2. Give them juice

   • Leaves 45%

     Uhh, this is coffee... You said you were gonna give me some juice! Bleaaagh... Tastes like butt...

     The demon left, gagging and spitting every step of the way...

   • Attacks 40%

     An energy drink...? You said you were gonna give me some juice! Whoa, this stuff's GOOOOOD! LET'S PARTY!

   • Joins you 15%

     This is corn soup... You said you were gonna give me some juice! How'd you know what my favorite drink was!? How about I come with you!?

3. Give them alcohol

   • Attacks 30%

     Oooh, I'm telling on you! You can't give alcohol to kids! It's against this E-S-R-B-thingy! Buckets upon buckets of blood, on the other hand, are A-okay! Lucky you!

   • Leaves 60%

     Oooh, I'm telling on you! You can't give alcohol to kids! It's against this E-S-R-B-thingy! I'm gonna go tell a teacher!

   • Joins you 10%

     Oooh, I'm telling on you! You can't give alcohol to kids! It's against this E-S-R-B-thingy! *sigh* Why's everything gotta be so boring these days...? Fine, I'll join you.

Question 29

Wow, you really don't know how to take a hint... For real, do you want me to join you or what?

1. That's right.

   • Demands 50%

     You could've just said so, y'know? All right, let's talk shop!

   • Leaves 50%

     You could've just said so, y'know? ...Hah! I wouldn't join you in a million years!

2. No, we're done here.

   • Leaves 85%

     Yeah, I agree!

   • Joins you 15%

     Yeah, I agree! Wait, but that means... Hmm? We get along pretty well, huh!?

3. What do you want to do?

   • Leaves 30%

     I... wanna go home!

   • Attacks 20%

     I... wanna kill you!

   • Demands 60%

     I... want you to gimme something!

Question 30

Cheapskate! You're not gonna get very far if you keep bein' stingy like that.

1. Not my problem.

   • Demands 30%

     What kinda demon doesn't want anything for themselves? Whatever, I'm sure you'll be fine giving ME anything I want, right?

   • Leaves 70%

     Have you really given up on your future already? Get lost, loser.

2. That'd be a problem.

   • Attacks 30%

     Yeah, well, it won't be a problem if you die right now!

   • Demands 70%

     Then, I say you take your first step to makin' it big and see if you can get me to join you!

Question 31

Then, I'll give you something too. What do you want?

1. A friend.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Friends aren't the kinda things that're given to you. You gotta make 'em yourself. If you really didn't know that, then it's no wonder you don't have any friends...

   • Leaves 25%

     So you want me to be your friend? Yeah, right!

   • Leaves 50%gives Macca

     I'll just give you this instead.

2. Some time off.

   • Attacks 25%

     Great! You'll have loads of time off when you're DEAD!

   • Asks again 75%

     Are you that busy with work?

3. Nothing.

   • Talk fails 55%

     But I thought you wanted me to join you? Well, all right, then. Guess we're done talking.

   • Attacks 30%

     I bet you do have something you want. You just haven't realized it yet. Maybe it'll come to you if you have a near-death experience!

   • Joins you 15%

     Wow, you're like, all philosophical and stuff. Me, on the other hand, I got everything I could ever want. I wonder if I can be all philosophical like you if we team up?

Question 32

Look at you, acting all high and mighty! Who do you think you are!?

1. I'm a feudal lord.

   • Demands 55%

     Ooh, I've heard of those! They were all over this place a few hundred years ago. They're supposed to have tons of treasure, right? Well, whaddya waiting for? Share some with me!

   • Attacks 20%

     Aren't feudal lords those super important guys everybody pays taxes to...? Well, now it's your turn to pay up!

   • Talk fails 25%

     You don't look like a lord... I'd say you're some chump samurai at best.

2. I'm you.

   • Leaves 100%

     Uhh... You mean, like, "me," me? So I'm you, and you're me...? But you're you, and I'm... me?

     The demon left in utter confusion...

3. I am the truth.

   • Attacks 50%

     Nah, the truth is that I'm gonna mess you up!

   • Talk fails 50%

     Nah, the real truth is that you're an idiot!

Question 33

Can you not hear me? Is this guy a human or something...? Heeeey, are you human?

1. Tell them you're a human

   • Leaves 20%

     I'm not supposed to talk to humans!

   • Demands 50%

     Humans should treat us demons with respect!

   • Attacks 30%

     The only good human is a dead one!

2. Tell them you're a demon

   • Talk fails 100%

     Geez, so you CAN hear me!

3. Ignore them

   • Leaves 85%

     Ugh, guess there's no point in tryna talk. I'm going home.

   • Joins you 15%

     He really can't hear me, can he...? What do I do? I guess I'll just play dumb and join him.

Question 34

Right? Right? Okay, let's yawn together!

1. Yawn

   • Talk fails 35%

     Hey, don't yawn when we're talking. Don't you know that's rude?

   • Demands 45%

     Nnhhh, I'm starting to get really sleepy... Hey, maybe you could give me something? That'll prolly wake me up!

   • Attacks 20%

     All right, now's my chance!

2. Don't yawn

   • Talk fails 100%

     Can't you even play along just a little? Seriously, you're so lame.

3. Put your guard up

   • Demands 65%

     Aaaah! O-Okay, I'm awake! Oh well... I guess we could try talking...

   • Attacks 35%

     Were you going to attack me while my eyes were closed!? What a coward!

Question 35

Let's have a race to see which of us is faster!

1. Sure.

   • Joins you 204%

     You raced the demon... You won!

2. No.

   • Talk fails 100%

     Fiiiine. I'll let you off easy this time.

Question 36

Your hair's so long!

1. Cool, huh?

   • Joins you 15%

     Yeah, really! I wish I had hair like yours! Alrighty, I'm gonna go with you and cut it all off when you're sleeping!

   • Attacks 30%

     Yeah, really! I wish I had hair like yours! That's why I'm gonna kill you and rip it off for myself!

   • Talk fails 55%

     Uhhh, not really.

2. I don't have time to get it cut.

   • Demands 30%

     I feel you! Getting your hair cut sucks, don't it? I haven't been to a barber shop in over 100 years! I feel like you and me get along. Think I might wanna join you.

   • Attacks 25%

     Ooh, leave it to me! Time for my special hair clipper attack!

   • Asks again 45%

     Maybe it's because you're busy with work?

3. Yeah, yours doesn't even comp-hair.

   • Leaves 30%

     Welp, time for me to go home.

   • Attacks 20%

     You're dead!

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     I guess your hair took all the nutrients and left none for your brain. Here, you should use this. It'll probably make you less stupid.

Question 37

Are you striking a pose? Did something good happen?

1. I've wanted to make you mine.

   • Demands 60%

     L-Look, you can say nice things all you want, but I've got nothing for you! ...Actually, you should be the one to give ME something!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     L-Look, you can say nice things all you want, but I've got nothing for you! ...Yeah, I've got nothing!

   • Attacks 30%

     Does that mean you're gonna kill me...? Not if I kill you first!

2. The world is mine.

   • Talk fails 25%

     This guy's nuts...

   • Attacks 30%

     Not if I take it from you!

   • Demands 45%

     That's not fair! Share some of it with me!

3. I caught a fly.

   • Demands 30%

     Gross, I don't want a fly! Can't you give me something better?

   • Leaves 70%

     That's not nice! I should probably stay away from this guy...

Question 38

Maybe you can rely on me... But can I rely on YOU?

1. Leave it to me.

   • Demands 40%

     Then, I'm gonna test ya and see how you do!

   • Asks again 30%

     Then, I'm gonna test how fast you are.

     Then: Question 38

   • Leaves 30%

     Cool, then I'm gonna go play!

2. I'm not so sure.

   • Talk fails 65%

     Yeah, I mean, what kind of idiot would go with someone like you?

   • Leaves 35%gives an item

     Well, if you're not sure, you can at least rely on this.

3. I'll do my best.

   • Talk fails 50%

     You idiot. Just be honest and say you're not reliable.

   • Asks again 30%

     Okay, I can help you with that. First, let's work on your speed!

     Then: Question 38

   • Attacks 20%

     Okay, I can help you with that. Just do your best and try not to die!

Question 39

So, what kind of work do you do?

1. Vanquishing demons

   • Talk fails 20%

     Seriously? Vanquishing? Who do you think you are, some kinda hero?

   • Attacks 20%

     Seriously? Vanquishing? Who do you think you are, some kinda hero? I'll vanquish you instead!

   • Demands 60%

     Ack! Um, um, please don't kill me! I'll negotiate! See!?

2. Exploring the netherworld

   • Demands 45%

     Wow, really? The netherworld's a dangerous place, y'know? I could help you out if you give me something.

   • Attacks 30%

     Wow, really? The netherworld's a dangerous place, y'know? Look, I'll show ya!

   • Leaves 25%gives an item

     I picked this up earlier, so use it to help you with your job, okay?

3. I'm a student

   • Leaves 55%

     Why're you here, then? What about your classes? *gasp* You're probably some kinda delinquent, aren't you!? Run awaaaaay!

   • Attacks 30%

     Why're you here then? What about your classes? Looks like it's time for some corporal punishment!

   • Joins you 15%

     Perfect timing! I really need help on the next Demonese test! Here, I'll join you, so can you tutor me a bit?