Eerie

Question 1

The demon has their guard up... What will you do?

1. Motion for peace

   • Attacks 25%

     SUre! I alwaYs Get Real pEAcefuL AftEr I KILL!

   • Asks again 55%

     BLEH! gUESs I coULD jUst kILL you IF You StArt mOUThIN' OFF... fINE! you WanNa TALk? LEt'S tALK!

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

   • Talk fails 20%

     WhAt'RE You, sTupID!? wE goT NotHIN' To taLK ABouT!

2. Put your guard up

   • Talk fails 40%

     AW, Ya scAred? afrAid? WEak-Ass DEMon!

   • Leaves 40%gives Macca

     eeheE...? hey, yOu DOn't haVE TO KILL me! JUSt tAkE tHis AND WE'Re SQUarE, OkAy?

   • Asks again 20%

     HEY! wHY SO tENse, feLLa? leT's BE bUDDies, BuDdY!

     Then: Question 18

Question 2

The demon is approaching... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Asks again 100%

2. Glare at them

   • Asks again 30%

     hEh! not as sTUpId aS he looKS!

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15

   • Demands 45%

     YoU lOoKIN' at me...? I tHinK YOU oUgHTa hAvE a LittLE mORe rESPEcT! noW let's SeE sOmE ofFEriNgS!

   • Attacks 25%

     YOu'RE LooKIn' At me fUNnY! BUt hOW AbOut I RIp YOur EyeS Out!? whO lOOkS fUNNy now!?

3. Keep calm

   • Asks again 55%

     EeHEe... thEre WE gO! Now LEt's hAVE ourSELVeS A LITtle chaT!

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

   • Attacks 35%

     YOu mOrOn! now YOU'rE GoNNa DiE, Die, DIE!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     EEHeE! heRE, oN the hoUse!

Question 3

The demon is beckoning you closer... What will you do?

1. Go closer

   • Attacks 35%

     EeheEEEE!

   • Leaves 25%

     get AWay frOM me... GEt aWaY FrOM mEeEe!

   • Demands 40%

     GeT! OUT! sOme! prESENTs! NOW!

2. Gesture back

   • Attacks 25%

     dumbasS! That'S HOw You GeT yOuRSELF KiLLeD!

   • Asks again 50%

     EeHeE! yOu'Re in A CHAtTy mooD, HUh?

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

   • Demands 25%

     eEheE! You'RE IN A GeNErOUs moOD, Huh?

3. Shoo them away

   • Attacks 25%

     yOu ThinK yoU caN sHoO me aWay!? LIkE i'M soMe KInda buG!? OH, i Can daNCE likE A fLy! But I'Ll StINg like A real BASTArD WASP!

   • Demands 50%

     yOu ThinK yoU caN sHoO me aWay!? LIkE i'M soMe KInda buG!? yOu dON't GeT RID of me tHat EASY! If YoU WanNA StOP me BuZzin', THen shOw ME some InCEntIvE!

   • Leaves 25%

     EeHEe...?

     The demon left, downcast...

Question 4

The demon is trying to leave... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Demands 40%

     Ugh, stoP AnnoYiNG Me! IF you wAnT mY TImE, IT'S GonNa COst yA!

   • Attacks 30%

     wHAT, YOu wAnt ME tO kILL You tHAT BAD!?

   • Leaves 30%

     HeLL NO!

2. Ignore them

   • Asks again 50%

     HECk, It'S NIcE bEIng In THe spOTlight! YOU WAnNa TaLK a LiTTLe MorE?

     The demon left... ...except now it's coming back...?

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

   • Demands 25%

     WOW, bUDdy! i'M LETTing yOU go, AnD yOu don'T EVEn thanK mE!? lEt'S SEe sOme MorE gRatiTuDE! anD A PreSeNt Or TwO, wHile YOU'rE at IT!

   • Attacks 25%

     yoU seRiouSLy tHoughT I'D jUst lEave? eEheeHeEHEEE!

3. Make a sad face

   • Demands 40%

     Aw, Do you wAnt mE tO sTiCk aROUnd THAt baDLY? ThEn lET'S seE Some incENtiVe! Bring ouT YOur tReaSUres!

   • Attacks 30%

     awW, YoU LooK So SAD! so DEpressEd! IT sURe IS trAGic That yOU'Re AbOut To DIE!

   • Leaves 30%gives Macca

     YOU looK Like A beGGAR!

Question 5

The demon is pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Call out to them

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 20

   • Leaves 20%

     EeheEeEe!

     You seem to have surprised the demon! They ran away...

2. Do the same

   • Asks again 40%

     WHo DO YoU tHINk YOU aRe!? yoU caN't jUSt igNorE Me! wE'Re taLkIn' WheThEr yOU Like iT oR noT!

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

   • Attacks 25%

     you'Re wIDe OpEn, dUmbASs! eEHEe!

   • Asks again 35%

     hMph! iGNORIn' Me, EH? I SEe HOW iT IS!

     Then: Question 10

Question 6

EeheEHee... yoU caN LEt Me oFF EaSY tHIS TimE, riGhT...?

1. Let them go

   • Leaves 40%gives Macca

     eehEE! tHanks! HAVe a TrEAT fOR Your TROUBlES!

   • Attacks 40%

     Y'Know wHAt? neveR MinD! yOu'rE Gonna DiE HERe!

   • Demands 20%

     eeHEe! YOu'RE A SWeethEaRT! MaYbe yoU'd Be NICe ENouGH TO GivE me somE GiFts, too!

2. Don't let them go

   • Asks again 80%

     WhAT, yOU wANt Me tO JoiN YOU thAt baD?

     Then: Question 9

   • Attacks 20%

     WELL, i'M GonNA mAke yoU REGRet thaT!

Question 7

HEY! YOu're NEW ArOuNd hEre, hUh? I DUNno If I CaN trust FreSH mEAT like yOU!

1. That's fine.

   • Attacks 30%

     eEHeEHee! YOu don'T carE, HUh? thEN i Guess You'Re READy tO dIe!

   • Asks again 70%

     eEHEe! EnOugh WITh the toUgh GUY acT, okay? We CAN talK! IT's FinE!

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

2. Please trust me.

   • Leaves 20%

     hELL NO!

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 22

3. Like I can trust you.

   • Attacks 40%

     thANK yoU, cApTaIn obviOUs!

   • Demands 30%

     WHo Gives A ShIT AbouT TrUST!? All I CARe aBoUT iS wHAT YOU cAn GiVe me!

   • Talk fails 30%

     bah, thIs Is a wASTe Of TIME! LEt's gET BAcK to KiLLIn' eAcH OTHER aLREAdy!

Question 8

hey, YOU'Re pRETTy new iN tHE NETHErWoRLd, RigHT? what KInd oF DEMON ARE YA, aNyWAy?

What response will you give the demon?

1. A friendly response

   • Attacks 25%

     WHOA, you TryiN' TO bUTTER Me up HERe? you'rE bEin' a ReAL KISS-ass! ANd i HATE getTiN' KIsS-asSed!

   • Leaves 25%gives an item

     WHOA, you TryiN' TO bUTTER Me up HERe? flaTTEry wIll geT you evErywhERE!

   • Asks again 50%

     heH! looks like yoU DOn'T Mind chiT-CHAt, At lEAST!

     Then: Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 12, Question 13, Question 14, Question 15, Question 16, Question 34

2. A harsh response

   • Demands 100%

     EehEe! THis iS oNe CraZy DEmoN! AlRigHT, mAn! You wANT to nEgOtiATe wITh ME, riGHt?

Question 9

The demon seems to want something... What will you do?

1. Dance

   • Demands 100%

     eEhee! HeY, YoU'Re PReTty sLICk AFteR ALL! tHAT WAs Some gOOD sHIT!

     You tried dancing...

2. Sing

   • Leaves 75%

     THaT hEAd Of yOuRS woN't SHut uP! I'lL RiP iT oFf fOr Ya!

     You tried singing...

   • Demands 25%

     WHoa! yOu goT a ReAl PrETTy VOicE, yOU Know thAt?

     You tried singing...

3. Flash some Macca

   • Attacks 75%

     eEhEEEE! gImme gIMMe gimme!

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

   • Demands 25%

     man, YOU KNOW HOw To GEt A guy'S AtteNtION! LEt'S tAlK sPecIFIcS!

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

Question 10

So HEY, if I JOin YoU, WHAT ArE YOu gonnA dO WiTH ME...?

1. I'll put you to work.

   • Demands 40%

     EeheEHEE! noT GOnNA thRow me OUT aS cANNOn fodDEr, ArE yA? BEttEr Be careFUL, Or i mIGHT Just puT YOU in the LInE of fIre!

   • Talk fails 60%

     geh! NO TimE foR tHaT shIT!

2. I'll lock you up.

   • Demands 50%

     eEhEe! gonNA THroW Me iN WITh the RESt of YOUR DEmoNS? betTEr Keep An eYe On Us, oR WE miGht jUSt riSe uP!

   • Talk fails 50%

     Geh! no TImE FoR ThAt shiT!

3. I'll use you in fusion.

   • Demands 70%

     eeHEeHEe! GOnnA MIx mE up WIth Some OThER DeMOns, huH? sO i miGht GEt rEiNcArNAtED As sOMething CRazy pOwERFUL! a DEMon LorD! SOUnds good to mE!

   • Talk fails 30%

     gEh! nO tIMe For that sHit!

Question 11

lOoK HeRe, chUMp! dON'T yOU KNoW WHO I aM!?

1. (demon).

   • Talk fails 45%

     ThAT's MASTER (demon) to YoU! DIdN't ANyoNE evEr TeaCH YOU to taLk WITh resPECT, ShiTLips!?

   • Demands 30%

     whAT, no tITle? NO rEsPECT!? wHere'S thiS COMing FrOM!? I'm MASTeR (demon)! bUT iT'S WEird... yOu tAlk tO ME lIKE wE'Re eQUALS. noT usED TO THat! kinDA NICE!

   • Leaves 25%gives Macca

     EEHEehEe! eXacTLy rigHT! You gET a pRIZe!

2. Master (demon).

   • Talk fails 25%

     ThaT'S EMPEROR (demon) to yOU! i eat "MaSTerS" FOr bReaKfAsT!

   • Demands 50%

     EeHeEhEE! CaLL mE MasteR agaIn! MaKes mE FEEL LiKE a rEAL biGTime DEMON! yOUR MasTeR dEMAnds TRIbUtE, PEASanT! sO BRiNG OUt Your GOODIes! worsHiP Me!

   • Attacks 25%

     I CAn HEAr the sArCasm, wise-aSS!

3. Kid (demon).

   • Joins you 15%

     EEEhEE! GOt A RIng TO It! MakEs mE soUNd liKE i CoULd HAve MY OwN supERhERO mangA! ThAT SEtTLes it! YOu'Re My AGenT noW! we'RE gonnA puT My NAme in ligHTS!

   • Attacks 30%

     "kid"? wHat the HELL is ThaT sUPpOsED TO mEaN!? i'M no kID! I'M A TYrant! a kILLEr! i'Ll kILL YOU! kill yOU! KILL yOU!

   • Leaves 55%

     A NICkNAMe!? doN'T talk liKe YoU kNow ME!

Question 12

eEHeehee... how AbOut I tELL yOuR FutuRE?

1. Sure.

   • Attacks 20%

     IT'S prEttY strAightforWARD! In A coupLE mOMeNTs, yoU'rE gONNa die!

   • Asks again 80%

     eEheeHEe... LET'S Take A LOOk... ...hEE? WHAt the hEll'S ThIS LIgHT!? cAn't sEe a DAmN thiNg...!

     Then: Question 23

2. I'll make my own future.

   • Leaves 30%

     Wow, ClicHe AS hELL! hOw lOnG You beEN WAITing To SaY thAt? GoOD LuCK, I guESs!

   • Demands 40%

     TRust me, i CAN MAkE IT An evEN bETTeR fUTURe!

   • Attacks 30%

     WiLL yOu make it? oR WILL I tAKE IT? eEEEHeEeeE!

3. I have no future.

   • Joins you 15%

     noPe! I gOt A FREsh New FUture FOr yA! frOm Now ON, YoU'RE Gonna bE MY PeRsONaL Slave! hOW's THAt SOunD?

   • Asks again 85%

     Then: Question 24

Question 13

thERE's A hUMan sCeNt oN YA. you GOT ThE mAN-stink. whY's THAt, buDDy...?

1. I'm human.

   • Attacks 20%

     EeeHeEeE! thEn i'm GONna eAt yA!

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 25

2. I ate a human.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 32

3. I saw humans around.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 27

Question 14

EehEeHEEHEE! I SmEll blOoD! BLood!

1. Laugh with them

   • Asks again 100%

2. Sniff the air

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 28

3. Stay silent

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 29

Question 15

HEY. The WoRLD sUCks, huH? DON'tcHa HATE iT?

1. I hate it.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 30

2. I accept it for what it is.

   • Demands 45%

     aw! YOu'Ve Got a pURe Soul, THEn! MaKEs ME WanNA TAinT iT uP WItH ALL my fIlTh! bUt FIrST, BoW DOwn! gIvE mE soME oFFErINGS aLREADY!

   • Leaves 25%

     You MaKE mE Sick, You SaCChaRinE LITtle crEtIn!

   • Attacks 30%

     oh WOW! hOw PrOfOUnD! how fUCkiN' iNspIriNg! PReTenTIoUS liTtLE diPshiT!

3. I don't really care.

   • Attacks 20%

     if YOU dOn't CAre ABOut tHE wOrld, ThEN i'll jUST tAKe yOU OuT Of It!

   • Demands 55%

     YoU eNDeD UP haTiNg it thaT MuCh, hUH? RAN oUT oF PAtieNce, Ran OUT OF PASSioN? NOThinG I LoVe MORE THan A ROTtEN LiTTlE cYnIc!

   • Leaves 25%

     BaH! cOWard won't eVEn AnSWEr the QuesTioN!

Question 16

yOU LOOK REAl tASTy. MinD If i EaT yA?

1. It'll probably be disgusting.

   • Attacks 25%

     THAt'S thE shiT i cRavE!

   • Leaves 45%

     uGh! weLL, i'M nOt gONna jOIn sOMEONE wHo DOEsn'T eveN TastE GOOD!

   • Demands 30%

     eehEe? WELL, I GUESS YOu dO StiLL SEeM grEEN Around THE eDges. pRETTy UnriPe. gUEsS I'LL Join YA, anD wAIt uNtil yOU're riPe enouGh tO eat!

2. Try a bite.

   • Talk fails 25%

     IT wAS A JOKe, YOu idIOT!

   • Asks again 75%

     Then: Question 31, Question 33

3. You look tastier.

   • Attacks 45%

     UH... YoU PRObAblY doN't WAnNa Eat Me. thE fOod POISoning Would pRoBaBLy kiLL Ya. mESsY WAy TO go OuT. IT'd be mUcH EaSiEr iF I jUST kIlL YOU right hErE!

   • Joins you 15%

     WhoA, heY, i'm nOT The KInd oF DeMoN yOu wANNa eaT! i MAKE A prEtTY GoOD pET, ThouGH! anD i'M mOstLy hOUSE-TRaInED!

   • Leaves 40%

     HMph. you MEN ARE aLL thE SaME! You ONLY WANt me foR my BODY! thaT'S It, BusTER! WE'rE SPlitsviLLe!

Question 17

DAnG, yOU'VE goT lOng hAiR! eeHEEE! whY'S Your hAiR SO lOnG?

1. It's a curse.

   • Demands 50%

     oOH, dID you Say cuRSe? I lOVE A Good CUrSe! YoU got ANy mOre CooL CursES? i waNna See!

   • Joins you 10%

     huH! kind of A WeIrd cURSe, IF YOu ASK mE. i'vE sEEN betteR. here, lEMMe CoMe aLonG WItH YoU! i'll ShOw YOu wHAt REAl cuRSING LOOkS lIKe! We'll HaVe yOU prOPERLY WrETCHED iN nO tIMe!

   • Attacks 40%

     WhOA, wAnt Me TO get rID oF THaT CursE For ya? WE jUST gOtTa cHOp oFf ThE haIR! AND tHE HEad'S pRoBABlY CuRSeD BY NOw, so WE'll CHoP That OfF toO!

2. To strangle you with.

   • Demands 40%

     eeheE, Go AheaD And try It, AsSHoLe! IF i EVER JoiN ya, I'lL sTAB YoU In ThE BaCK mYselF!

   • Leaves 25%

     eeheE... H-Hee... HH... JusT LOOKiN' at iT... is MAKin' it HARD tO BrEaThe...! ...EeheEEEE!

   • Attacks 35%

     stranGle me!? iT'S YOUR Hair, BudDy! i caN usE it to StRaNGle YOU!

3. Gets me out of hairy situations.

   • Demands 40%

     oH, gREat, We Got A cOMEdIAn! A bAD comEDiAn! I Didn'T come HerE for yOUR sTUPid jokeS! I Came HEre fOR Some preSENTs! OfFeRInGs! DEligHts!

   • Attacks 25%

     EEHEehEE! thaT's A gOoD ONE, ClOwNShOEs! YoU'rE a reAL rioT! NoW DIE!

   • Leaves 35%

     ...gEH!

Question 18

C'mOn, ShAKe My HANd! and puT sOmE ooMPh InTo It! GImMe ALL thE POweR yOU goT...!

1. You're on.

   • Joins you 201%

     aLL RigHT AlrEAdy! YeESh, yOU GoT A GRiP liKe A VisE! bUT Hey, GOtTa Say i'M iMPressED! i'LL JOIN UP WITH YOu!

     You and the demon shook hands with a ferocious grip... ...The demon couldn't take it, and pulled their hand away!

2. No way.

   • Talk fails 100%

     wHat, yoU dOn't wANnA SHAke? FInE, I GeT it...

Question 19

C'mOn, ShAKe My HANd! and puT sOmE ooMPh InTo It! GImMe ALL thE POweR yOU goT...!

1. You're on.

   • Joins you 201%

     aLL RigHT AlrEAdy! YeESh, yOU GoT A GRiP liKe A VisE! bUT Hey, GOtTa Say i'M iMPressED! i'LL JOIN UP WITH YOu!

     You and the demon shook hands with a ferocious grip... ...The demon couldn't take it, and pulled their hand away!

2. No way.

   • Asks again 50%

     Then: Question 19

   • Talk fails 50%

     hmpH! GEt OFf YouR HIGH horSE!

Question 20

GETtiNG cOld FeEt? aRE YA THAT scAREd oF me?

1. I am.

   • Demands 40%

     but Ya sTilL tAlKeD To mE! and THaT TakES gutS, bUDdY!

   • Attacks 30%

     YOu waNt SCARY? thIs Is SCARY!

   • Leaves 30%

     EEheE! eeheEheehEEheE!

     The demon left, laughing heartily...

2. You're cute.

   • Attacks 25%

     i'll ShOW yOu CUTE!

   • Talk fails 25%

     wOW. yoU hAVE TErRIBle tasTE.

   • Demands 50%

     WHoA, YOU tHink I'M CUte? MAYbE THIS is MY biG BREAk! i cAn fInalLY BE AN iDOl! wELL, IF i'm An idoL, YoU goTTA wOrShiP Me! leT'S see SOmE giftS!

3. You're funny.

   • Attacks 30%

     yoU tHiNk I'm fUnNy!? MAN, YouR lifE mUSt Be BORINg AS HELL! i'LL END IT fOR Ya!

   • Joins you 15%

     yoU tHiNk I'm fUnNy!? MAN, YouR lifE mUSt Be BORINg AS HELL! i KiNdA fEEl sOrRy for yOu, Man. HerE, LemME tAG aLonG, AnD We'll HAve somE REAl fun!

   • Leaves 55%

     stOP lAuGhING AT me... STOP LAUGhING aT MeEeeE!

     The demon left, shrieking...

Question 21

The demon is still pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Call out to them

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 21

   • Attacks 20%

     eEheeeee! woUlD yOu sHUT uP AlReADy!?

2. Put your guard up

   • Demands 60%

     EEhEe, caLM doWN...! fInE, We can tALk BUSiNEsS!

   • Attacks 20%

     eeHeEEe! YoU goT Guts!

   • Leaves 20%

     EehEE! THiS is a WASTE OF TimE!

Question 22

The demon is STILL pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Call out to them

   • Joins you 15%

     woW, YoU rEallY wANT mE On YOuR sIde, HuH!? bAH, Fine! WE'lL SeE How It GOeS, jusT tHis ONce!

   • Leaves 60%

     woW, YoU rEallY wANT mE On YOuR sIde, HuH!? ToUGH SHit!

   • Attacks 25%

     EeheEe! WoUlD YOU shut YOUr DaMN MouTh!?

2. Ambush them

   • Joins you 10%

     eEHEEEe! wAIt! DOn'T Kill mE! pLEaSE! i'LL EvEN JOin you! So yOU DOn't miNd SPaRINg mE, RIght?

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     eEHEEEe! wAIt! DOn'T Kill mE! pLEaSE! i'LL GIVe yoU ThiS! So SPARE mE, oKAY!?

   • Leaves 80%

     EeheEEeeEe!

     The demon fled...

Question 23

wELL, fINe. i guess I can truSt yA. But YOU GOttA GiVe Me sOMETHIN' REAl IMPorTAnt to YA.

1. Decline outright

   • Talk fails 30%

     ...uGH!

   • Demands 40%

     GUH... baH, fINE. yOu're RIgHt, I'D Be HapPy with ANY oLd gIFT...

   • Attacks 30%

     you'rE IN NO POSItION tO refuSE! FInE! i'LL JuST takE yoUr gODDaMN LIfE!

2. Put your guard up

   • Leaves 45%

     SeE!? kneW I couLDN'T tRusT yA!

   • Demands 45%

     gUh... BAH, Fine. yOU'Re RigHt, I'D bE hapPY wiTH aNY olD GIFT...

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     eehee, waIT! WAiT! DoN't kILL Me! I'lL GiVe ya ONE Of mY pRIZEd POssESSIoNs INSTead! so pLEASe! sPARE ME!

3. Suggest paying in installments

   • Talk fails 80%

     we cAN'T dO aN iNStalLmENt plaN iF I DOn'T trUst YA! THaT'S jUst bad busineSs PrACtIce! hAVe sOMe commOn SEnsE, DUMbass.

   • Joins you 20%

     UGh, fiNe! wHaTEVer! GUESS That meANs i gOTta COme wiTh YoU sO I CAN coLLECt aFTER EVeRy mOntH. Don'T MISS a pAyMent, noW!

Question 24

WhO tHe heLL arE YOu!?

1. I'm a god.

   • Attacks 30%

     iF I KILL a God, tHat'D maKe mE a DeMOn LOrd!

   • Leaves 30%

     MaN, I friCKIN' hATe GodS!

   • Demands 40%

     wEll, I sUrE DoN't rECOGNIZe ya! yOu neW To tHe whOLE "God" biZ? wELL, YOu'Re Not GOnNa get mY WOrshIp for freE! LeT'S see sOMe MiRAClES! ProVide for ME, DIPshiT!

2. I'm a student.

   • Leaves 25%

     aTtAbOy, kiD! yOU Get that DiPloMA! i'LL lEtChA Get baCk to sTUDYING!

   • Demands 50%

     oH YeAH? tHen tHiS is A sTickUp, Kid! Let'S sEE whAt's In YOur POckeTS!

   • Leaves 25%gives Macca

     THEn HEre, diPSHIT! HAVE SOme aLlowAncE!

3. I'm a protagonist.

   • Leaves 35%

     eeHEe... Wait, i'm nOT THe pROtagonIst? godDAMMIT, nOT aGAin! hOLd On A SEcond, I GOttA CALL My AGEnt!

   • Demands 40%

     Who gIVEs A ShIt ABoUt some BoRing sELF-Insert pRotaGONist!? sIDE cHaRaCtERs ArE wHErE tHe reaL mOnEy's aT! NOw, me? I'M a greaT sIde chaRacTEr. BEst IN THE BiZ. i do it aLL. SO REcrUit ME ALrEAdY AnD LET'S FUcK tHiS QUEST Up!

   • Attacks 25%

     HOpe yoU'rE rEADY foR yOUR BiG dRamaTic dEAtH SceNE!

Question 25

WOw, BudDy, You sEem likE YOu'RE HaVIN' THe shiTTiEST DAY EVeR! whAt's goT YA doWn?

1. My life feels so aimless.

   • Demands 45%

     eeheE! You THinK TOo MucH, CHuM! YoU GOttA bE MoRE likE mE! I JuST ChASE whAteVER maKeS me fEEL GOoD! speaKIn' OF WHiCh, hOw abOUt yoU gIMme soMEThiN' cOOL?

   • Attacks 35%

     DoeSN'T HAve tO bE cOMpliCATED. Just fOlLOW thE SMELL oF blOOD ANd You'Ll fiND SOMeThIN' TO KiLL! bY The WAY, DuMbaSS, you smELL Like BLOOD!

   • Leaves 20%

     thaT's IT!? ThaT'S aLL!? You gOt NO iDea, NO IDEA WHAt rEal DesPAIR Is... eEhEeheeHEehEe...

2. I've lost faith in an uncaring society.

   • Demands 60%

     EEHeE! YoU GOTTA GEt Out of THe GamE, maN! SoCIETY's sHIt! FuNDaMeNTaLLY bROKEn! DoN'T YoU thinK iT'D bE fun to teAR It all doWn? Go ApEsHIT? i CaN hELp You bREaK It aLL!

   • Attacks 20%

     EEHeE! YoU GOTTA GEt Out of THe GamE, maN! SoCIETY's sHIt! FuNDaMeNTaLLY bROKEn! if yoU wanNa ESCAPE iT ALL that BaDLY, theN I Can gIve YOU a mErCy KILL!

   • Leaves 20%

     thaT's IT!? ThaT'S aLL!? You gOt NO iDea, NO IDEA WHAt rEal DesPAIR Is... eEhEeheeHEehEe...

3. Running into you.

   • Demands 50%

     eeHee, i gEt IT! You LOok AT aLL tHiS pOwer anD THInk, "thIs Guy couLd WIpE ThE flooR WiTh me!" bUT yOu doN'T gOtTa bE saD! just GiMME a pRESEnT or tWO, aNd THis POWeR COuld Be aLLLLL yOurs!

   • Attacks 30%

     YOu LiTtLe PrIck! DON't INsULt Me!

   • Leaves 20%

     woW, i GUESS YOU're JUsT AN ASShoLE! tHaT sHIt's HurtFul, MAn!

Question 26

EEHEeee...? wHAT THE hELL's A huMan DoINg hEre?

1. Hunting demons.

   • Attacks 20%

     maN, YoU got it BACKWARDS! AroUnd here, tHe DEMonS hUNt YOU!

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 26

2. Moving in.

   • Leaves 30%

     firST yOU dEsTROy THE hUmAN wOrLd'S EnVIronmeNT, AND nOW YoU'rE GoNNA MesS WiTH oUrs!? FuCK OFF, bUDDy! GO die iN YOur OwN RuIned worLd, yOu GODDAmN ParaSITE!

   • Attacks 20%

     what, yoU THInK yOu Can jUst WaLtZ In ANd BuilD a hOuSe? idIoT! ALl yoU'rE goNNa NEeD IS a GRAvE!

   • Demands 50%

     yOu rEaliZe yOu can'T Get awAY FrOM dEMoNs here, righT? tHEY'RE ALwAys GoNNA try TO meSs YoU uP. EEheeHee...! BUt IF YoU wANna hIre a bOdYgUARD, I'M loOkin' for somE Fun!

3. Tourism.

   • Attacks 35%

     eEHEe, nO shiT? well, mATTer OF fact, YOu'Re StaNdING on A REaL iNTeresTinG lANdMArk! A DuMpIng gRoUND For huMAN cORpsEs!

   • Demands 20%

     eeHeEhEE! WeLL, iN The MARket for A TOuR GUiDE?

   • Leaves 45%gives an item

     eEhee! WEll, heRE, TAKe a souVEnir!

Question 27

So HEY, WhaT DO YoU AcTUAlLY Do With THE DemoNS you KILL?

1. Taxidermy.

   • Talk fails 60%

     No WAY I'm GOnna be thE InTEriOR dEcOratiNg fOr sOme cHUmp-ass HuMan'S ROoM!

   • Demands 40%

     EEHEe? WHat's thE poINT In STUffinG 'em? wOuldN't yoU rAtHER keEp 'EM aLivE So They COulD jOIn YOU?

2. I eat them.

   • Talk fails 55%

     iF YOu'rE HUman, theN go EaT YoUr MAss-pRoDUcED HuMaN SLOP!

   • Attacks 30%

     huManS EaTInG DEmon mEAT!? THAT tAste wOuld bE WASteD On YoU! hoW About I SHaVE oFf YOur FleSH ANd fEED THAT tO yOu!?

   • Joins you 15%

     EEHEeheEhEE... hONestly, I'VE alwayS WONDeReD how demoN mEAt TasteS... i CAN'T just huNt My OwN KINd, buT if i tAG ALonG WIth you, MAybE i'd FiNAlLY gEt an exCUSE fOR A BiTe...

3. Use them for research.

   • Demands 60%

     EeHEE! YOU DUmbAsS huMaNs AnD YouR TiNy braiNs, AlwAys waSTiNG TiME puzZlINg OveR USelEss ShIt! AlL YoU goTtA Do Is ASk fOR a dEMON's kNOWLedGE! MUcH EasIER!

   • Attacks 40%

     ExpeRiMENTin' on YoUR cuTE lItTlE ANIMALS WASN't ENOUGh? NOw You goT DeMons Under ThE kNife TOO!? WOrTHLess hUMAN! i'll tEAcH YoU YoUr PLAce!

Question 28

EEHEe... You GET It, rIght? you LovE ThE FEELInG oF GetTINg SPLaTteReD wIth blOOD, too!

1. I do.

   • Talk fails 35%

     You DoN'T get it! yOU're TALkiN' ouT YOuR ass! You don't uNdERstaNd Me!

   • Asks again 35%

     eeheE! THen, WE'RE BIRdS oF a FEATHer!

     Then: Question 18

   • Attacks 30%

     eeheE! THen, WE'RE BIRdS oF a FEATHer! c'MON, lET's gET soME gorE on ThE GRounD!

2. I don't get it.

   • Talk fails 20%

     UGH, so yOU're jusT AnOthER gOody-TWO-ShOes! yOU MAke ME SicK!

   • Demands 50%

     you saY That, bUt i KNow whaT You reAlLY arE. TheRe's somEthIN' dARK behind thAT preTtY faCe. reEeAaAL DARk. IT's Okay. YOu DoN't hAVE To HIDe it! I miGHT evEN hELp yA!

   • Attacks 30%

     you saY That, bUt i KNow whaT You reAlLY arE. TheRe's somEthIN' dARK behind thAT preTtY faCe. reEeAaAL DARk. LEt'S RIP ThaT MAsk off! SHow mE your tRue foRM!

3. Those stains are tough to get out.

   • Demands 40%

     EehEe, Uh... gOod pOint. heY, if I jOIn Ya, You WoULdN'T mINd GIVin' Me a qUicK RINsE, would Ya?

   • Attacks 30%

     weLL, IF ya CAN'T WasH OUt BloOdsTaIns, jUsT adD MORE BLOOD!

   • Talk fails 30%

     yEESH. yOu MuST Be reeeal fUN At pARTies.

Question 29

YeaH, gET A Good whiff OF thAT... ThAT's wHat surVIVaL oF tHE FiTTEsT sMelLs LiKe...

1. It smells great.

   • Attacks 30%

     eeHeE! YOu Like IT, hUH? Then Let'S Make iT smeLL EvEN sTRonGeR!

   • Leaves 25%gives an item

     YeAh! BUT ThIS thINg sMells okAY tOO.

   • Demands 45%

     StiLL, iT's NOT THe BEST-sMellin' thING AROuND. aFtEr all, i loVe tHe SmELL Of PReSeNtS FoR me eveN mORE!

2. I think that's just your stink.

   • Demands 60%

     eEhee! yEah, YOu CAn Tell, RIgHT? I sMeLL JUSt hOW a deMon lOrD SHoULd! C'MOn, thE biG stiNky Demon lOrd's HunGRy For TREASURE! BrIng oUT yoUR ofFerINGs!

   • Talk fails 20%

     bUllShIt! i TaKE My PErsonaL HYgIenE vErY SeRioUSLy, YOu sACK Of sHIT!

   • Leaves 20%

     wELL, exCuUUSE ME! if iT'S SO bAd, ThEN gO ThE heLL awaY, jaCkaSS!

3. I prefer the smell of barbecue.

   • Joins you 15%

     YoU'rE GEtTin' DiSTrActeD, man! TAkE ThIs SERiOuSlY! ...ActuAlLy, i KNOW thiS FAnTAStiC LIttlE BaRbECUe PLacE. wE ougHtA go soMeTIME!

   • Leaves 45%gives an item

     YoU'rE GEtTin' DiSTrActeD, man! TAkE ThIs SERiOuSlY! hERe, If you'RE HUNGRY, eaT tHIS!

   • Attacks 40%

     yoU'Re MAKin' ME HUNgRy foR YOU!

Question 30

I dUNNO hoW YOU caN act sO coOL AND cOMPosED. dOESn'T ThIS SmElL GET You wORKEd UP? DON'T ya FeEl thE rUsH!?

1. Not really.

   • Demands 40%

     MaN... yoU'Re USeD to bEiNG SurRounDEd by BlOoD, huh? YoU CAn'T EVen SMELL IT aNyMoRe... tCh... ThiS Guy mIght bE evEn MORe iNSANE THAN mE. betTER JUst neGOtiatE AND GEt tHIS over WIth...

   • Talk fails 30%

     HAH! yOU cALL YoURSeLF A deMoN!?

   • Attacks 30%

     SouLlEss LITtLE lOsEr!

2. I don't smell any blood.

   • Attacks 30%

     tHen YOuR NOsE mUSt bE scRewed Up! i'LL kNOCk it bAck inTo ShApe!

   • Demands 50%

     noW THAT You saY ThaT, yEaH, It DoEsN't SMELL liKe BlOod... IT SmElls lIkE TReaSUrE! OFfeRIngS! WhAt'rE yoU CarRYINg?

   • Leaves 20%

     Ah, SHIt! I WAs SMELLin' My oWN fart THE whoLE TiME! GoD, thaT'S SO EmbaRRasSiNg! i'LL NeveR LIvE it DoWN!

3. The stench paralyzed me.

   • Attacks 50%

     EEHee! so I Can sMACk yoU aRoUnd ALL I WAnt!

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     uH-oh, yOu'rE LOokIN' PREtTY GREEn In The faCE... iCK, gET AwAY froM me! If YOu'RE GOnNa BarF, AT lEASt Don'T BaRF ON me!

     The demon fled in a hurry... They dropped something on their way out!

Question 31

eehEE! SO whY DO YOu Hate it?

1. Sometimes it feels so hopeless.

   • Demands 45%

     yEaH, SOUnds aBoUt RiGHT. THe WoRLd's JUst OnE BiG riGGeD GaME. buT IF You haD mE iN YOUR POcKeT, tHEn mAyBe ThE odds WOuldN'T BE AgAinST YOU AlL thE TIMe, eh?

   • Attacks 40%

     mAybE 'CauSe ThERE'S bEEN SoMEonE In tHe ShADOWs all thIS TIme. sOmEoNe tURNiNg The worLd AGAInSt yOU... ANd it's ME!

   • Leaves 15%gives an item

     eEHee... HEe... yEAh, life's A shITsHoW, AND ThEre'S nOt muCh YOu caN do AboUt iT. bUt You kNow HoW IT Is. SoMEtImES, WHeN yoU DIg tHrOuGh A mouNTAIN oF ShIt, YOU finD THAt ONe SPECk Of gOLD. here, FeLLa. UsE THiS TO GEt bACk on yoUr feet. yOU GOT this.

2. It's filled with idiots.

   • Leaves 20%

     whAt, you tHInk I'M AN idIot!? WorDS CAN hurt tOO, Y'kNOw!

   • Talk fails 20%

     wELL, YEAH. i'M TALKiN' To oNe.

   • Demands 60%

     fORGeT the IDIotS! tHEy mighT aS WEll NOt eXisT! I'm tHE ONe YOu SHoULD be FOCUsIng On. jUst WOrSHIP me, And evERYthiNG'll tUrn OUT gReAT...

3. It turned me into this.

   • Demands 45%

     EEhee. WHAT'S tHaT supPoSeD tO mEaN? WHaT, LiKe yOU uSED to Be humaN Or SOMethInG!? HaW! WEll, Forget THe pasT. let's jUsT HAve SOME fUn, lIKE tHE DEmoNS We are.

   • Attacks 30%

     yoU KnOw, My powEr MIGHt BE ABLe To turN yOU BACK. i'lL JuSt riP YoU APARt and PuT yOu BAck tOGETHer!

   • Talk fails 25%

     HeY, i'D RAThER BE YOu THAn ME. LOok AT THIs SHIt. coUnt yOur BLEssinGs.

Question 32

eEhEE! wherE DO yOu WaNt me tO StART?

1. My head.

   • Demands 35%

     But IF I bItE yOur heAD Off, i'Ll have to eAt tHE REsT of YoU HeRE! I'm nOT caRryiNG yOUR coRpsE AROund! uGH, I'Ll JuSt TAKe tHe wHole BODY tO GO. i'LL eAT yOu wHEn We GeT back tO MY plaCE.

   • Asks again 40%

     icK, WitH AlL thAT hAIr!? i hate geTtinG HAIR IN MY mOuth!

     Then: Question 16

   • Talk fails 25%

     i doN't WAnnA Eat your BrAiN! thEN i'D Be as stuPID as yoU!

2. My hand.

   • Asks again 20%

     yEeSH, yoUR hAnD LOoKs sO boNY! yOU goT Any musCLe in tHEre?

     Then: Question 18

   • Demands 50%

     EehEe! bUT iF i EAT yoUr HaNDS, YoU CAn't GiVE ME ANy OFfErINgS! HOW AbouT YoU geT THe giFtS out FirsT, aND tHeN wE'LL sEe If i'M HuNgrY!

   • Talk fails 30%

     GeH! DOEsN't thAT HAND tURN iNTo A SWord!? i'M NoT An iDIOt, yOu kNow!

3. My leg.

   • Demands 35%

     I cAn't do thAT iF WE'Re ABOut tO neGOtIaTE! ...caUsE thEN yOu woUlDn'T haVE A LEg TO sTAnD On! EeheE hee Hee HEe!

   • Talk fails 55%

     i'M Not gONNa eat yOUR STaNK-AsS FEet!

   • Joins you 10%

     EEHeE! Legs aREn't FOR EATiNg! tHEY'rE FOR stEpPING On PeopLE! eEheE... EeHee...! iF i joIN yoU, wILL YOU STEp On Me AND teLL ME I'M a naughtY LIttLe DeMOn?

Question 33

eEheE! ReALLy!? hoW Was iT? taSTed DElicioUS, RIGhT?

1. Pretty tasty.

   • Attacks 40%

     EeHEe! i wAnnA EaT A hUmAn ToO! bUt IF i JUSt eAt YOU, ThAt's PROBably closE ENouGH!

   • Joins you 15%

     EeHEe! i wAnnA EaT A hUmAn ToO! frOm NOw on, I'M sTickInG WITH YOu! nOw lEt'S FINd uS SOmE DESsERt!

   • Leaves 45%

     EEheE! I'M StarTIN' tO GET HUnGry! i betTer get hoMe And sTart ON DinNER.

2. They tasted awful.

   • Demands 40%

     RidICUlOuS! YOU pRObAblY JUst WEren'T eAtIng The gOOD parTS, iDioT! how aBOut I joiN Ya, And TeaCH you WhaT The tAstiEST PArts Of ThE hUmaN Are...?

   • Attacks 30%

     A huMaN? taStINg bAD!? ThAT DoeSN't aDd uP. diD you ReALly Eat SoMeone...? gueSS tHERE'S one wAY to FInd OUT! I'Ll rip yoUr stoMACh OpeN aND look fOr MYSeLf!

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     woW, buddy, yoU'VE goT sHiT tAsTeS! eaT ThiS INstead!

3. Good flavor notes, and finely aged.

   • Leaves 60%gives an item

     eeHeeHeE! You'RE JUst a Kid! YoU oUGHTa eAT soMetHIN' EAsIER, Like ThIS!

   • Joins you 10%

     EehEeheE! YoU'RE a reAl MaturE CoNNOiSSEur, Huh? yoU've Got GOOD TAstE! i'LL joIN yA!

   • Demands 30%

     EehEeheE! YoU'RE a reAl MaturE CoNNOiSSEur, Huh? WEll, IF yOu'Re SuCH a big FAncY aDuLT, LEt's TALK SOme buSIneSs!

Question 34

eEhEE! wherE DO yOu WaNt me tO StART?

1. My head.

   • Demands 70%

     But IF I bItE yOur heAD Off, i'Ll have to eAt tHE REsT of YoU HeRE! I'm nOT caRryiNG yOUR coRpsE AROund! uGH, I'Ll JuSt TAKe tHe wHole BODY tO GO. i'LL eAT yOu wHEn We GeT back tO MY plaCE.

   • Talk fails 30%

     i doN't WAnnA Eat your BrAiN! thEN i'D Be as stuPID as yoU!

2. My hand.

   • Asks again 20%

     yEeSH, yoUR hAnD LOoKs sO boNY! yOU goT Any musCLe in tHEre?

     Then: Question 18

   • Demands 50%

     EehEe! bUT iF i EAT yoUr HaNDS, YoU CAn't GiVE ME ANy OFfErINgS! HOW AbouT YoU geT THe giFtS out FirsT, aND tHeN wE'LL sEe If i'M HuNgrY!

   • Talk fails 30%

     GeH! DOEsN't thAT HAND tURN iNTo A SWord!? i'M NoT An iDIOt, yOu kNow!

3. My leg.

   • Demands 35%

     I cAn't do thAT iF WE'Re ABOut tO neGOtIaTE! ...caUsE thEN yOu woUlDn'T haVE A LEg TO sTAnD On! EeheE hee Hee HEe!

   • Talk fails 55%

     i'M Not gONNa eat yOUR STaNK-AsS FEet!

   • Joins you 10%

     EEHeE! Legs aREn't FOR EATiNg! tHEY'rE FOR stEpPING On PeopLE! eEheE... EeHee...! iF i joIN yoU, wILL YOU STEp On Me AND teLL ME I'M a naughtY LIttLe DeMOn?

Question 35

DAnG, yOU'VE goT wHiTE hAiR! eeHEEE! whY'S Your hAiR SO WhiTe?

1. It's a curse.

   • Demands 50%

     oOH, dID you Say cuRSe? I lOVE A Good CUrSe! YoU got ANy mOre CooL CursES? i waNna See!

   • Joins you 10%

     huH! kind of A WeIrd cURSe, IF YOu ASK mE. i'vE sEEN betteR. heRe, lEMMe CoMe aLonG WItH YoU! i'll ShOw YOu wHAt REAl cuRSING LOOkS lIKe! We'll HaVe yOU prOPERLY WrETCHED iN nO tIMe!

   • Attacks 40%

     WhOA, wAnt Me TO get rID oF THaT CursE For ya? WE jUST gOtTa cHOp oFf ThE haIR! AND tHE HEad'S pRoBABlY CuRSeD BY NOw, so WE'll CHoP That OfF toO!

2. I had a terrifying experience.

   • Demands 80%

     ehEEe! JusT thE SiGHT oF me'S gOT YA QuaKiN' iN YOuR wEiRD LiTTLe BooTs, eH!? tHAt'S riGhT, fEAr mE! WOrsHip ME! SHowEr mE WitH gIftSsSssS!

   • Attacks 20%

     i'LL shOW ya SCaRY!

3. Gets me out of hairy situations.

   • Demands 40%

     oH, gREat, We Got A cOMEdIAn! A bAD comEDiAn! I Didn'T come HerE for yOUR sTUPid jokeS! I Came HEre fOR Some preSENTs! OfFeRInGs! DEligHts!

   • Attacks 25%

     EEHEehEE! thaT's A gOoD ONE, ClOwNShOEs! YoU'rE a reAL rioT! NoW DIE!

   • Leaves 35%

     ...gEH!