Elder

Question 1

The demon has their guard up... What will you do?

1. Ask them to lower their guard

   • Attacks 20%

     Ya think ya can tell me what to do!? Now yer gonna get it!

   • Asks again 80%

     Yer right, this is killing my back... Think I'd better listen to ya.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 33, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

2. Put your guard up as well

   • Attacks 20%

     What's with the attitude, huh!? Now yer gonna get it!

   • Asks again 30%

     Oh? Ya wanna tussle, do ya!?

     Then: Question 33

   • Asks again 50%

     Hehehe... Real young gun, ain't ya! How 'bout we cool it and have a nice, little chat?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

Question 2

The demon is approaching... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Leaves 25%

     But, I... I just wanted to chat...

   • Asks again 75%

     Then: Question 35

2. Glare at them

   • Attacks 20%

     What's with the attitude, huh!? Now yer gonna get it!

   • Leaves 30%

     Yer lookin' at me like I'm the scum of the earth... Helpin' you ain't worth my time.

   • Demands 50%

     Okay, okay! I'll make a deal with ya, just stop makin' that face at me... Scarin' me half to death.

3. Keep calm

   • Asks again 55%

     Oho, you got some backbone... Maybe I'll chat with ya for a bit.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 33, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

   • Attacks 15%

     Oho, you got some backbone... Were you expectin' some kinda reward? You dolt!

   • Leaves 30%gives Macca

     Here. Little spendin' money, on me.

Question 3

The demon is gesturing for you to come closer... What will you do?

1. Move closer

   • Attacks 25%

     Hehehe... Gotcha!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     I was thinkin' of giving this to ya.

   • Asks again 65%

     Huh. Y'know, I actually don't recognize ya... Guess I had the wrong guy.

     Then: Question 36

2. Gesture back

   • Talk fails 30%

     Hey, I'm an old man! I ain't movin'! You come to me!

   • Asks again 70%

     Oh, so ya wanna chat, do ya?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 33, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

3. Wave your hand

   • Leaves 30%

     Ohh, well if it isn't my love, wavin' to me... Wait there, sweetheart, I'll be with you soon.

   • Demands 50%

     I was gonna join ya, no charge, but ya turned me down! If yer makin' offers, though, I won't say no.

   • Attacks 20%

     Oh... So it's goodbye already... Well then, into the grave with ya.

Question 4

The demon is trying to leave... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Demands 20%

     If yer goin' through the trouble to stop me, I'm guessin' ya got somethin' good up for offer?

   • Asks again 60%

     Oh, did ya need me for somethin'? My hearing's not what it used to be, ya see.

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 33, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

   • Leaves 20%

     Sorry, but my back's all sorts of cocked up. If you'll excuse me...

2. Ignore them

   • Asks again 75%

     Then: Question 37

   • Leaves 25%

     Shame... Another tragic day for the elderly...

3. Invite them to tea

   • Leaves 20%

     You call this tea? Yer a terrible host!

   • Demands 40%

     Classy choice for such a youngster. I'm impressed... How about a little somethin' to go with this tea, hm?

   • Asks again 40%

     Well, now, don't mind if I do... How about a little conversation to accompany this tea?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 33, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

Question 5

The demon is pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Quietly call out to them

   • Attacks 20%

     Ergh... Ya caught me in a bad mood!

   • Demands 60%

     So ya can manage a proper greeting, can ya? I'm impressed with the youth these days. I'd be even more impressed if ya could offer a gift or two.

   • Leaves 20%

     Hm? Someone call for me? My hearin' ain't so good...

2. Loudly call out to them

   • Demands 50%

     Eeek! Please don't kill me! I'll join ya or whatever ya want, just spare an old man, will ya...?

   • Attacks 30%

     Don't patronize me, you damned kid!

   • Asks again 20%

     Yeesh, no need to shout. I can hear ya fine...

     Then: Question 36

Question 6

Do ya think ya could just let me go?

1. Let them go

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     Bless ya... Here's a little somethin' as thanks.

   • Attacks 20%

     Who lets their enemy go just 'cause they ask!?

   • Asks again 50%

     Oh, thank ya... Well, while we're at it, mind keepin' a lonely old man company for a minute?

     Then: Question 7, Question 13, Question 14, Question 17, Question 33, Question 34, Question 36, Question 37

2. Don't let them go

   • Attacks 30%

     I don't need yer damn permission!

   • Demands 40%

     Eeeek! Please, whatever ya do, don't kill me! We can join forces or what have you, just spare an old man, ya hear...?

   • Asks again 30%

     Hrrm... Well, if that's how it's gonna be...

     Then: Question 38

Question 7

I got no trust for a Johnny-come-lately like yerself.

1. That's fine.

   • Attacks 30%

     Cheeky little brat! I'll give you what for!

   • Demands 40%

     Actin' tough is well and good, but it ain't enough to survive, especially out here. Come now, see if ya can't earn my trust.

   • Asks again 30%

     Eh? Plannin' to just muscle yer way through, is that it?

     Then: Question 33

2. Please trust me.

   • Demands 60%

     Yer a demon, aren'tcha? So then, you should know firsthand how to win one of us over.

   • Leaves 40%

     This old man don't trust easily...

3. I can't trust you either.

   • Attacks 30%

     Who're you callin' a senile old fool!?

   • Asks again 70%

     Hey, I ain't gone senile just yet. Ya can trust me plenty!

     Then: Question 17, Question 37

Question 8

So yer the newcomer to these parts, aren'tcha? I'm curious, just what kinda demon are ya?

How will you respond?

1. Amicably

   • Demands 100%

     Mmm, very good, very good... Say, while you're at it, if you wouldn't mind offerin' a gift or two...

2. Aggressively

   • Attacks 50%

     Cheeky little brat! I'll give you what for!

   • Demands 40%

     Actin' tough is well and good, but it ain't enough to survive, especially out here. Let's make a deal, sonny. You can manage that, can't ya?

   • Joins you 10%

     Just another uncivilized youngster, I see... Well, I understand, what with the pressure to care for the elderly, and worryin' about yer retirement, and all that. Maybe it's time I helped you kids out for once.

Question 9

The demon is grimacing... What will you do?

1. Bow politely

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 20

2. Speak sociably

   • Asks again 100%

3. Grimace back

   • Asks again 100%

Question 10

To tell ya the truth, I dropped somethin'...

1. What did you drop?

   • Attacks 20%

     Well, to be more exact, it hasn't hit the ground just yet... Don't ya see? I'm talkin' 'bout yer head!

   • Leaves 20%

     My life force. Hm? Wait, does that mean I'm already dead? I... hadn't... even... noticed...

   • Asks again 60%

     I can't remember... Memories seem to drop right out of my head, these days.

     Then: Question 17, Question 37

2. I can help.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 23

3. Just give up.

   • Attacks 25%

     Sounds like ya know when to give up. Ya seem like the type to give up on life too!

   • Leaves 25%

     Sounds like ya know when to give up. Might as well just give up on me too.

   • Demands 50%

     Oh? Then I assume yer gonna give me somethin' to make up for it, hm?

Question 11

Hmm, this won't do one bit...

The demon seems troubled... What will you do?

1. Ask them what's wrong

   • Asks again 100%

2. Cheer them up

   • Asks again 20%

     Yer right, I oughta lighten up... How's about a little workout?

     Then: Question 38

   • Attacks 20%

     Yer right, I oughta lighten up... Hoowah! Get ready for a beatin'!

   • Demands 60%

     Yer right, I oughta lighten up... Think a few gifts here and there'll do the trick.

3. Give them a pep talk

   • Demands 50%

     Hehehe... Rare to see such an energetic youngster. Think ya can offer up some gifts with that energy?

   • Attacks 30%

     You oughta be kinder to yer elders! Now yer gonna get it!

   • Leaves 20%

     Hwah...!

     The demon was startled, then suddenly disappeared...

Question 12

I sense a human presence from you... Why's that?

1. It's your imagination.

   • Talk fails 30%

     What? Well, that's a letdown...

   • Attacks 20%

     You callin' me senile!?

   • Asks again 50%

     Hehehe... Ya can't fool me!

     Then: Question 36

2. I have human friends.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 26

3. I was transformed into a demon.

   • Asks again 100%

     What!? Well, color me impressed...

     Then: Question 14, Question 34

Question 13

The demon looks bored... What will you do?

1. Dance

   • Demands 100%

     That's some fancy footwork you got there! What say we talk for a bit?

     You tried dancing...

2. Sing

   • Leaves 75%

     What's that, some kinda newfangled prayer incantation?

     You tried singing...

   • Demands 25%

     That's a fine voice you got there! What say we talk for a bit?

     You tried singing...

3. Flash some Macca

   • Attacks 75%

     Look at you thinkin' money solves everything! Now yer gonna get it!

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

   • Demands 25%

     You know, for a youngster, ya sure know a lot about the ways of the world. I'll bet you've got more than that in yer pockets, hm?

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

Question 14

What's there to gain from talkin' to an old fart like me?

1. I get to learn.

   • Asks again 100%

2. A demon companion.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 30

3. It passes the time.

   • Asks again 70%

     Then: Question 31

   • Attacks 30%

     Oh? Netherworld not excitin' enough for you, eh? Lemme spice things up for ya!

Question 15

Just look at that white hair. Strangest thing. Yer like an old man yerself.

1. It's fashionable.

   • Demands 30%

     No expense spared for yer looks, huh? Can ya say the same for lightenin' up those pockets?

   • Leaves 70%

     C'mon now. You don't wanna have white hair for some silly reason like that. Once your hair really does start goin' white and thin, you'll understand...

2. I've been through a lot.

   • Demands 65%

     Ah, hyep. All the stress got yer body agin' faster than your mind, eh? Well, maybe I can help ya carry yer burdens a little easier.

   • Attacks 15%

     Ah, hyep. So yer hair ended up like that what with all yer sufferin', eh? Then ya can stand to suffer a little more!

   • Leaves 20%gives Macca

     S'pose they say it's best to get all your adversity outta the way while you're young. Here, take this. Keep at it, m'boy.

3. You're emb-hair-rassing me.

   • Leaves 25%

     Well, I think I'll head home and pour myself some tea.

   • Attacks 15%

     Don't ever spout such a terrible joke ever again!

   • Leaves 60%gives Macca

     It takes guts to tell a joke that bad, even for an old man like me... But at least ya tried. Here. For yer effort.

Question 16

Why do ya want me to join ya?

1. To keep you safe.

   • Attacks 20%

     You're the one that needs safekeepin'! Safekeepin' from ME, that is!

   • Leaves 25%gives an item

     What, you work at a nursin' home or somethin'? Well, here's a little somethin' for chasin' me all this way.

   • Demands 55%

     Hm? You some kinda social worker? 'Preciate the help.

2. I want your life savings.

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 19

   • Leaves 20%gives Macca

     How 'bout you just make do with some spendin' money instead?

3. You're all that's left.

   • Leaves 20%

     So I'm a survivor, last man standing... I can only wonder where my final restin' place is...

   • Demands 50%

     They say you can often find some unexpected good in the things left behind. Care to find out if it's true?

   • Attacks 30%

     They say you can often find some unexpected good in the things left behind. But they say a lotta things... like how a cornered dog always bites back!

Question 17

Gotta ask ya... Does it hurt ya to kill the elderly, even just a little?

1. Not at all.

   • Attacks 40%

     I see, I see... Well, it wouldn't hurt me to kill you either, boy!

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     I see, I see... Yer just lookin' fer a handout, is that it? Well, here... Partin' gift from a dying old man.

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     I see, I see... Yer just lookin' fer a handout, is that it? Well, here... Partin' gift from a dying old man.

2. Yes it does.

   • Asks again 100%

Question 18

Hmm? Who am I again?

1. (demon).

   • Demands 60%

     Ahh, now isn't that nostalgic... They called me that back in the worshipin' days. All right, then. Offer up those gifts! Show me your faith, eh!?

   • Leaves 20%

     Ahh, now isn't that nostalgic... My beloved once called me by that name. Perhaps I'll visit her grave for once...

   • Attacks 20%

     No, no, that name's not nearly interestin' enough. I'll take yours instead!

2. (hero).

   • Attacks 20%

     Then you must be (demon). Well, I know damn well of your wretched ways, (demon)! I, (hero), will end you!

   • Asks again 50%

     The name sounds mighty familiar... Oh!

     Then: Question 6

   • Talk fails 30%

     Now, don't make fun of me. I can at least remember my own name, dammit.

3. No idea.

   • Demands 30%

     'Preciate yer honesty. When ya don't know, just say ya don't know. Good kid like you oughta respect his elders, so how 'bout a couple gifts for this old-timer, hm?

   • Asks again 50%

     Then: Question 18

   • Talk fails 20%

     Tryin' to sweet-talk an old man when ya don't even know his name... Why that's just plain disrespectful.

Question 19

All right, I'll tell you... The name's (hero)!

1. You're right.

   • Talk fails 85%

     Yer supposed to correct me there... Aw, never mind.

   • Joins you 15%

     All right, glad we got that sorted out. Guess I'll join ya now.

2. That's MY name.

   • Attacks 25%

     Whaddya think yer doin', stealin' my name!? Confound it! I'll kill ya!

   • Demands 45%

     Oh, is that right? Then, you can have your name back. But, uh, do ya think could ya give me a little somethin' in exchange?

   • Asks again 30%

     Then: Question 6

Question 20

My life savings!? I sure hope someone saves MY life! ...Get it? "Lifesavings"? "Save"? "Life"? ...No?

1. Here's a tip.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Just the one? Cheapskate.

   • Demands 50%

     Ahh, much appreciated. Say, uh... there any more where that came from?

   • Leaves 25%

     Ohh, it's my lucky day. I'm gonna head straight home and put this in my piggy bank.

2. Get off the stage.

   • Joins you 20%

     Aw, don't be like that, (hero)! Look, I'll join ya, just give me another chance!

   • Attacks 80%

     Now, now, there's no need for that! In fact, this next joke KILLS!

3. That was terrible.

   • Attacks 20%

     "That was terrible" he says... Well, I know at least I'll be laughing when you're DEAD!

   • Leaves 35%

     Hey, it wasn't THAT bad! Yer too harsh...

   • Demands 45%

     Well, I guess I'll call it a day, then... Still, my bag's got a little space to fill. How 'bout a gift or two for the road?

Question 21

Youngsters are so respectful these days. So, what're ya doin' here?

1. I'm looking for allies.

   • Leaves 25%

     Sorry, I'm tryin' to find my poor dead wife.

   • Attacks 25%

     Sorry, I'm out lookin' for my final restin' place.

   • Demands 50%

     Yeah, well, I'm lookin' for someone to give me some gifts.

2. I'm training.

   • Attacks 20%

     Say, I can help with that. What doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger, y'know!

   • Asks again 30%

     I can help with that.

     Then: Question 38

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     Trainin's important, no question. But ya gotta make sure ya get yer strength back when yer done.

3. Just hanging around.

   • Attacks 25%

     Doesn't look like it to me... In fact, ya could do a lot better. Here, I'll hang yer sorry corpse from a tree. That oughta do the trick.

   • Demands 40%

     How about ya come hang out with me? Maybe offer up some gifts while yer at it?

   • Leaves 35%

     That's good! Sometimes ya just gotta take it slow in life!

     The demon slowly wandered off...

Question 22

Criminy, you're a pest... Can't an old man get some alone time?

1. Fine, be alone.

   • Attacks 40%

     You tellin' me to die all alone? No, please, anything but that... Here, we'll die together.

   • Demands 50%

     You tellin' me to die all alone? No, please, anything but that... Or at least leave me a few gifts before ya go.

   • Joins you 10%

     You tellin' me to die all alone? No, please, anything but that... Here, let me come with ya.

2. Company's always better.

   • Leaves 70%

     If ya can't see the appeal of solitude, then you and I are never gonna see eye to eye.

   • Asks again 30%

     Depends on the time and place. But I suppose if you're itchin' for competition, then it'd be good to have someone around...

     Then: Question 38

3. Solitude is best.

   • Demands 40%

     Seems you and me're cut from the same cloth. If things work out, maybe I'll fight alongside ya.

   • Leaves 35%gives an item

     Indeed. Let's you and me walk our own path, then... Here, a parting gift.

   • Talk fails 25%

     If that's how ya feel, then you should fight alone. Here, take this!

     All of your demons disappeared! ...Or so you feared, but you quickly realized nothing happened.

Question 23

What's with that scowl, huh?

1. I'm copying you.

   • Attacks 25%

     That ain't how I look. I'm much more grisly! Geheheh!

   • Demands 40%

     Good-lookin' with a slight air of danger, eh? Damn, I'm hot stuff! Handsome devil like me deserves a little somethin' special, don'tcha think? Hmm?

   • Leaves 35%

     Well, a look like that tells me, "Stay back unless ya wanna get hurt!" Sounds like a smart move, so I'll be goin' now.

2. Join me.

   • Attacks 30%

     Ya really thought that's all it'd take!? I'll teach ya a thing or two!

   • Talk fails 70%

     Hehehe... Ya look like a real sourpuss! And a stupid one at that!

3. This world disgusts me.

   • Joins you 10%

     It was my generation that made this world what it is today... Can't say I'm very proud of it. Maybe I'll join ya and try to fix it up a little.

   • Demands 50%

     Quit yer complainin', boy. If ya don't like it, then change it yerself. And hey, maybe I'll even lend a hand. For the right price, that is.

   • Leaves 40%

     Well, rotten as it is, there's still some happiness to be found. Not while yer makin' that face, though...

Question 24

But why help some old geezer ya never met before?

1. I want you to join me.

   • Leaves 100%

     So that's yer game... No thanks. I'll manage on my own.

2. You help me, I help you.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 24

3. We should help our elders.

   • Leaves 75%

     Oh, so you think I'm senile, is that it!?

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     Well, yer not wrong, but us old folks could stand to help you youngins out, too. Here, this oughta be useful.

   • Joins you 15%

     Well, yer not wrong, but us old folks could stand to help you youngins out, too. Here, how 'bout I join ya?

Question 25

You in some kinda trouble too? What is it?

1. I don't have enough companions.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Well, with greedy eyes like that, it's no wonder nobody wants to join ya.

   • Leaves 25%

     Yer lookin' for companions, huh? Well, here's hopin' we both find what we're lookin' for.

   • Demands 50%

     Yer lookin' for companions, huh? Well since we're both lookin' for somethin', I guess we oughta help each other out.

2. I don't have enough resources.

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     Then, here, take this.

   • Demands 30%

     I'm a little strapped myself. Think you could throw a little somethin' my way?

   • Leaves 20%

     Ah, I see. Well, a little hardship at your age is a good thing.

3. I'm not in trouble.

   • Joins you 10%

     Here, I'll give ya some trouble. Oh, please, please take me with ya! I can't look after myself, ya know!

   • Demands 45%

     Here, I'll give ya some trouble. Oh, please, this lonesome old man's got no one to give him gifts these days! Gimme somethin'! Anythin'!

   • Attacks 45%

     Here, I'll give ya some trouble. Eat this!

Question 26

It's just terrible. Mind hearin' an old man out?

1. Listen to them

   • Attacks 35%

     Well, ya see... I got no one to accompany me to the grave!

   • Demands 55%

     Ya see, I haven't had a whole lot of offerin's lately. Do ya think ya could help me out?

   • Joins you 10%

     Well, ya see, I'm just not needed anymore. Would ya mind if I tagged along?

2. Don't listen to them

   • Talk fails 50%

     Oh... Guess I'll just hafta figure it out on my own...

   • Attacks 20%

     For cryin' out loud! Yer gettin' an earful from me whether ya like it or not!

   • Leaves 30%

     Well, I'm still gonna talk whether ya listen or not.

     The demon complained for a long while... Fed up with complaining, the demon left...

Question 27

I don't got any human friends, but if ya ask me... They're nothin' but a disgrace! Don't ya agree?

1. I do.

   • Talk fails 20%

     Look at you, actin' like it ain't yer concern. Yer just like the rest of 'em.

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 27

2. Not at all.

   • Talk fails 20%

     The only reason you can say that is 'cause you don't know how humans really are.

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 28

3. How do you figure?

   • Leaves 50%

     Why, they've lost all respect for the world. They don't care about nature or anyone else besides themselves. And just like you, they don't notice a damn thing. And they're always struttin' around like they own the place. The future looks bleak, I tell ya...

   • Demands 50%

     Too many damn ways to count... But the biggest thing is their lack of respect for demons. You oughta pay me respect in place of yer worthless human friends!

Question 28

Oh? And what're you gonna do about it? Ya gonna change the world?

1. I will.

   • Talk fails 30%

     Talk about overambitious... This is too much for an old man like me.

   • Demands 70%

     Talk about overambitious... Ya oughta start smaller first. Come on, try and get me to join ya. Maybe that's how it all begins.

2. Whatever happens, happens.

   • Demands 40%

     Well then, whatever happens, happens for us too, eh? Now, how about a coupla gifts for an old man, hm?

   • Leaves 30%

     Well then, whatever happens, happens for us too, eh? Now then, I think I'll be heading out.

   • Attacks 30%

     Well then, whatever happens, happens for us too, eh? And the only thing for a coupla enemies to do is fight!

Question 29

But they are. They've all but stopped payin' their respects to us demonfolk, haven't they?

1. That's true.

   • Leaves 85%

     If a demon ain't got at least that, it may as well disappear...

   • Joins you 15%

     Ya don't seem too concerned... Don't tell me ya got yerself some followers? Hrrm... Maybe if I join ya, I can get a few of my own.

2. That's not true.

   • Demands 66%

     If that's how ya feel, ya could try takin' my side for once.

   • Leaves 35%

     Ya don't gotta make me feel better. I ain't young like you...

Question 30

Learnin' from yer elders... I like the sound of that! But I gotta ask, what's your reason?

1. Survival.

   • Demands 50%

     Sounds like you got a rough life, eh? Not exactly the best for learnin'... How 'bout ya get me on yer side? Maybe give yourself a little leeway, hm?

   • Attacks 25%

     Then, here's a little survival tip for ya. Talkin' with demons is always a risk!

   • Leaves 25%gives an item

     Then, here's a little survival tip for ya. Long as yer prepared, ya got nothin' to fear!

2. It benefits me.

   • Talk fails 40%

     So ya only do things for yer own benefit... Pretty selfish, ain't ya?

   • Demands 60%

     If there's anythin' worth learnin', it's probably the age-old art of negotiatin'. Go on then, try me. It's a learnin' experience.

3. I don't have one.

   • Demands 60%

     No reason... So ya wanna learn for the sake of learnin', hm? Nothin' better than that. For example, I want ya to offer up some gifts. Why? No reason.

   • Joins you 10%

     No reason... So ya wanna learn for the sake of learnin', hm? Nothin' better than that. For example, I want to join up with ya. Why? No reason.

   • Attacks 30%

     No reason... So ya wanna learn for the sake of learnin', hm? Nothin' better than that. For example, I want to kill somethin' right now. Why? No reason!

Question 31

Let's say I joined ya... How're ya gonna treat me?

1. Like a friend.

   • Leaves 30%

     I bet yer gonna toss me onto some infernal hellhole of a battlefield, then fuse me off when yer done. Yeah, real nice friendship there. Dumbass.

   • Demands 50%

     Friends share everythin' with each other, you know. Ya got anythin' to share with me?

   • Attacks 20%

     I ain't yer friend! Respect yer elders, ya punk!

2. I'll keep you safe.

   • Leaves 30%

     What, don't tell me ya wanna throw me in a nursin' home like all the rest! No way, I'm still searchin' for my dearly departed wife.

   • Asks again 20%

     Do that, and I'm gonna get real outta shape. I'm pretty athletic, ya know. Hm? Ya don't believe me, do ya? Want me to show ya?

     Then: Question 38

   • Demands 50%

     Look, I get what yer goin' for, but I ain't gonna be of any use to ya 'less ya do a little investin'. Come on now, loosen up those pockets and commence with the gift givin'.

3. I'll leave you behind.

   • Demands 50%

     I may not look it, but I'm a war veteran. I'm used to bein' left behind. BUT, I always make sure to get paid, ya see.

   • Attacks 25%

     I may not look it, but I'm a war veteran. I'm used to bein' left behind. Speakin' of the war, yer face reminds me of this one officer I used to hate more than anythin'... I'll kill yaaaa!

   • Leaves 25%

     I may not look it, but I'm a war veteran. I'm used to bein' left behind. Hrm!? Mortar strike! All units, disperse! Disperse!

     The demon ran away, taking great care to keep their head down...

Question 32

Talkin' with demons to pass the time... You must be a lonely fella, huh?

1. You're right.

   • Demands 50%

     My pockets are kinda lonely, too, now that I think about it... Give me somethin', and maybe I'll join ya.

   • Attacks 25%

     Maybe you'll meet some other lonely souls in the hereafter.

   • Leaves 25%gives an item

     Here, take this and cheer yerself up.

2. Not really.

   • Demands 50%

     Well I'M lonely! And I need those pockets of yours to be lonely too! So go on! Loosen 'em up and get with the gift givin'!

   • Attacks 25%

     Oh, come on, now. No need to hide it. Here, I'll put an end to yer miserable life.

   • Leaves 25%

     Ya don't even realize how lonely ya are... I'm thinkin' yer beyond help.

Question 33

If it does, then why do it?

1. To survive.

   • Attacks 30%

     Well then, I'm sure you understand why I gotta kill YOU!

   • Demands 40%

     But if I join ya, then surely we can hold out together, can't we?

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     Well, whatever the reason, please don't kill the elderly. If livin's your goal, then this oughta help.

2. It's for the greater good.

   • Attacks 50%

     I'm sick of hearin' that excuse!

   • Leaves 50%

     Nothin' good comes from servin' the "greater good." That goes for both humans and demons... These may be the ramblin's of an old man, but keep that in mind, hm?

3. For the world and its people.

   • Leaves 40%

     People? That mean yer sided with the humans? I'd better not get involved with ya, then. Gonna get out while I still can...

   • Demands 60%

     People? That mean yer sided with the humans? Well now, yer not just any old demon, are ya? Maybe we oughta team up.

Question 34

Nobody's got more Vitality than I do. Think ya can beat me at squats!?

1. You're on.

   • Joins you 202%

     You challenged the demon at squats... You outlasted the demon!

2. No way.

   • Talk fails 100%

     Hehehe... What, ya scared of losin' to an old man?

Question 35

I gotta say, that hair of yers sure is long... It's a real sight to see.

1. It's fashionable.

   • Demands 55%

     No expense spared for yer looks, huh? Can ya say the same for lightenin' up those pockets?

   • Leaves 25%

     I once grew my hair out way back when... But all the girls said I looked creepy, so no one ever liked it... *sniffle* I'm goin' home!

   • Attacks 20%

     I once grew my hair out way back when... But all the girls said I looked creepy, so no one ever liked it... Why'd ya gotta go 'n' make me remember that!? Now yer gonna get it!

2. It just ends up that way.

   • Joins you 15%

     No way, ya gotta be pullin' my leg! Yer usin' some kinda fancy hair restoration goop, I just know it! Look, I'm gonna join ya, so let me in on some of that miracle, will ya!?

   • Leaves 60%

     I hear stories like that every now and then. Even heard these freaky stories about how some dolls have the ability to grow their hair out like magic... Eeeeek! Yer cursed!

   • Attacks 25%

     Gotta say, I'm jealous... I wish I had a healthy head of hair like that... I'm thinkin' I'll tear it off and take it for myself!

3. You're emb-hair-rassing me.

   • Leaves 25%

     Well, I think I'll head home and pour myself some tea.

   • Attacks 15%

     Don't ever spout such a terrible joke ever again!

   • Leaves 60%gives Macca

     It takes guts to tell a joke that bad, even for an old man like me... But at least ya tried. Here. For yer effort.

Question 36

My hearing's not so good, ya see. So I'm gonna just talk, and you answer in a nice, loud voice, got it?

1. Okay...

   • Demands 55%

     Not exactly the talkative type, are ya? Don't see too many like you these days, but I'm all for it.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Don't look so depressed. What am I, a gravestone?

   • Attacks 20%

     Huh? What was that? I couldn't hear. I told ya to answer in a loud voice. Here, I know what'll get ya to speak up.

2. OKAY!!!

   • Demands 45%

     Ahh, good, that's perfect. All right then, let's get to negotiatin', shall we?

   • Joins you 10%

     You're an enthusiastic one, aren'tcha? I like it! I think I'll tag along with ya!

   • Talk fails 45%

     Hey, ya don't gotta straight-up shout for me to hear ya!

3. You're a real pain...

   • Joins you 10%

     Hm? What was that? Sounded like ya said, "You're the coolest, old timer!" Well, I can't just walk away after hearin' praise like that! Guess I'm joinin' up with ya.

   • Demands 45%

     Hm? What was that? Sounded like ya said, "Take whatever ya want, old man! It's all yours!" Really, now? Well, don't mind if I do.

   • Attacks 45%

     Hm? What was that? Sounded like ya said, "Burn in hell, old man!" Oh, yeah!? You first, punk!

Question 37

Who exactly are ya, huh?

1. I'm (hero).

   • Asks again 35%

     Then: Question 6

   • Asks again 65%

     Ahh, I see.

     Then: Question 17

2. I'm a god.

   • Demands 60%

     I seen plenty of clowns claiming to be gods or tryin' to become one. Bein' a god takes generosity, y'know? How 'bout we put ya to the test?

   • Talk fails 40%

     You oughta keep that arrogance in check, boy.

3. It's me!

   • Attacks 40%

     Ohh, could you be my long-lost son...? What's wrong, son? Are ya havin' money troubles? Just wait right there... Take this, ya filthy scammer!

   • Joins you 15%

     Ohh, is that you, old Gen? My comrade-in-arms? What's the trouble? There another war? Say no more, I'm here to back ya up!

   • Talk fails 45%

     What does that even mean? That don't tell me who ya are at all, ya dolt!

Question 38

Hmm? Where do I live again?

1. Right here.

   • Demands 50%

     You sayin' I live in yer demon stock? Just so ya know, I ain't joinin' for free. You gotta make me an offer.

   • Leaves 30%

     You sayin' I live in yer demon stock? I ain't fallin' for that... I gotta find my real home.

   • Attacks 20%

     Then, I guess I'll kill ya and build a house outta yer bones!

2. You don't have a home.

   • Demands 65%

     What!? Does that mean I'm a homeless old man...? If ya have any pity in ya, I could use a little charity!

   • Attacks 35%

     Oh, I get it. Yer a filthy land shark, come to steal my home!

3. Somewhere in Shinagawa.

   • Talk fails 30%

     No, that's where my office is. You know what they say, it's all over if ya start thinkin' of yer workplace as yer home.

   • Leaves 55%

     Say, I didn't know I was livin' the good life! How exciting! I'm gonna go check it out right now!

   • Joins you 15%

     Right in the middle of the city, eh...? Bet it's easy to get lost. Think I'll tag along with ya, so could you show me the way?