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Question 1

The demon has their guard up... What will you do?

1. Motion for peace

   • Asks again 60%

     I guess that's fair. It's not like you're waving your sword around or anything.

     Then: Question 7, Question 8, Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 28

   • Talk fails 20%

     Wow, rude! I'm not trying to intimidate you, idiot, this is just how I stand!

   • Asks again 20%

     You say that, but I'm kinda texting right now? And you're the one that interrupted me anyway? So like... ...Ooh, I've got a good idea.

2. Put your guard up

   • Talk fails 30%

     Ugh, are you trying to look cool? Such a poser.

   • Asks again 70%

     Then: Question 25

Question 2

The demon is approaching... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Demands 45%

     Huh? You don't want me getting too close? Oh... I didn't realize you'd be, like, an actual gentleman. ...Whoa. I don't meet a lot of guys who I can actually trust. Maybe we should be friends.

   • Leaves 25%

     Aw, shoot, do I smell...? I've been out partying, so I haven't had the time to shower. Maybe it's time to swing by the house...

   • Attacks 30%

     Oh god, I know what comes next. "You'll get hurt if you get too close to me"? That line is so cliché. Besides, YOU'RE the one who's gonna get hurt!

2. Glare at them

   • Leaves 30%

     Ugh, chill out.

   • Asks again 70%

     Then: Question 25

3. Keep calm

   • Asks again 60%

     You think you're such a cool guy, huh...? Well... actually, you kinda pull it off.

     Then: Question 7, Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 28

   • Attacks 15%

     That's it... Stay right there and don't move, okay? Okay, you're done for.

   • Asks again 25%

     Huh... I see...

     The demon is observing you...

     Then: Question 28

Question 3

The demon is beckoning you closer... What will you do?

1. Go closer

   • Talk fails 20%

     Ew! Stay away from me.

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 14

2. Gesture back

   • Attacks 30%

     Oh wow, are you seriously copying me? Like a little kid? That is SUPER annoying... I might just chop that hand off, kay?

   • Asks again 70%

     Huh...

     Then: Question 8, Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 28

3. Spread your arms

   • Talk fails 55%

     ...You're not waiting for me to run over and jump into your arms, right? 'Cause that's not happening.

   • Attacks 30%

     ...You're not waiting for me to run over and jump into your arms, right? That sounds great! It'll put you right in stabbing distance!

   • Joins you 15%

     ...You're not waiting for me to run over and jump into your arms, right? ...'C-Cause, um... it sounds kinda nice. But only this once!

Question 4

The demon is trying to leave... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Asks again 70%

     I guess we both gotta kill time somehow, huh? Sure, let's chat.

     Then: Question 7, Question 8, Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 28

   • Leaves 30%

     I seriously don't have time for this. Later.

2. Ignore them

   • Asks again 70%

     Then: Question 21

   • Leaves 30%

     The demon completely ignored you, and left...

3. Put your guard up

   • Leaves 25%

     Eek! I've got a stalker! Officer, I need help!

   • Asks again 25%

     Oh hey, you wanna try a little game with me?

     Then: Question 30

   • Demands 50%

     Wow, are you that serious about hitting on me? Well, sure! Let's see some gifts!

Question 5

The demon seems to be in a bad mood... What will you do?

1. Talk to them

   • Attacks 25%

     Dude, take a HINT! I'm SUPER pissed right now!

   • Asks again 75%

     Then: Question 17

2. Leave them be

   • Talk fails 70%

     You decided to leave the demon be...

   • Attacks 30%

     You decided to leave the demon be... But the demon attacks!

3. Put your guard up

   • Attacks 45%

     I knew it! You're a scumbag after all!

   • Demands 45%

     W-Wait a sec! You're not seriously gonna kill me, are you...? C-C'mon, I'm sorry...! Here, we can talk this out!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     W-Wait a sec! You're not seriously gonna kill me, are you...? C-C'mon, I'm sorry...! Here, I'll give you this...!

Question 6

Come on. You can let me go, right?

1. Sure.

   • Leaves 40%

     Wow, that easy? You really don't care that much, huh...?

   • Attacks 20%

     NOT! You're way too naïve!

     The demon left...

   • Leaves 40%gives an item

     Huh. Really? Then... thanks. You can have this.

2. No.

   • Asks again 60%

     Well, I guess you wouldn't wanna let me go that easily. I mean, I'm definitely a catch.

     Then: Question 7, Question 8, Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 28

   • Demands 20%

     Well, I guess you wouldn't wanna let me go that easily. I mean, I'm definitely a catch. So! Am I gonna get any kinda gifts here? You better convince me, or I'll run away...

   • Attacks 20%

     All right. Fine. You want me to stay? Then, I'm gonna stay right here! Watch me rip you open!

3. Yeah, I'd rather go myself.

   • Demands 45%

     Oh, I dunno about that! You seem pretty useful. Makes me wanna squeeze all I can out of you...

   • Attacks 45%

     Aww, but now you look sooo fun to bully!

   • Joins you 10%

     What? Am I not cute enough for you? That's so mean! You hurt my feelings, so you better make it up to me! Give me a reason to stay!

Question 7

You're new around here, huh? It's kinda cool, but also kinda sketch. I dunno if I can trust you.

1. That's fine.

   • Asks again 60%

     Uh, whoa. That's kinda hardcore... Not a lot of guys like you around these days. Actually, you seem kinda chill... Why don't we chat for a bit?

     Then: Question 7, Question 8, Question 9, Question 10, Question 11, Question 28

   • Leaves 20%

     Uh, whoa. That's kinda hardcore... Not a lot of guys like you around these days. You sound like a stubborn old man, actually. Not my idea of a good time...

   • Talk fails 20%

     If you keep saying stuff like that, you're never gonna be able to make any friends. Here, I'll be friends with... ehh, never mind.

2. Please trust me.

   • Talk fails 60%

     I've heard that from WAY too many guys already. I'm not falling for it again.

   • Demands 40%

     I mean, hello? We're both demons here? I dunno if we could ever really trust each other. Just forget that part and give me something. Presents don't lie, after all.

3. Like I can trust you.

   • Attacks 20%

     Wow? Hello? Are you seriously trying to put this on me? You're the creepy weirdo here. What kind of coward are you? Go to hell, asshole.

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 15

Question 8

You really are new to the netherworld, huh? I wonder what kind of demon you are...

What response will you give the demon?

1. A friendly response

   • Demands 100%

     Huh. Surprisingly normal. Though I guess normal's good once in a while. You would not BELIEVE how many weirdos live around here.

2. A harsh response

   • Attacks 15%

     I'm gonna kill you before you can kill me!

   • Talk fails 45%

     Huh? What do you think you're doing? Are you trying to act manly?

   • Asks again 40%

     Then: Question 25

Question 9

Say, what're you doing here?

1. Looking for demonic allies.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 18

2. Training.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 19

3. Working for Macca.

   • Demands 50%

     Aw, what a standup guy! You were working hard so you could afford to spoil me, right?

   • Attacks 40%

     Oh, I'm on the grind too. I've got a good plan for making money, actually. The first step is waiting for a sucker like you to show up!

   • Joins you 10%

     You're a real hard worker, aren't you? Okay then! You're gonna be taking care of me from now on!

Question 10

Hey. You think us meeting like this was fate?

1. It was.

   • Demands 50%

     I dunno if I'm feeling it yet... but a couple offerings might make it a little more special for me...

   • Attacks 25%

     Yeah, you gotta make it sound super romantic if you wanna hit on someone. Ooh, and you know what's always a hit in the classical romances? Sudden, tragic death.

   • Talk fails 25%

     You're the only one who thinks that.

2. It was a coincidence.

   • Talk fails 60%

     Wow. You suck at talking to girls.

   • Leaves 15%gives an item

     Speaking of coincidences, I found this earlier. You can have it, if you want.

   • Attacks 25%

     That's kinda boring, isn't it? I want there to be something fated, like a kind of destiny... If I murder you with my own hands, then it'd be pretty fateful for you, right?

3. Conspiracy. The Syndicate's behind it.

   • Demands 50%

     You're being targeted by the Syndicate? Wow, your life sounds super exciting! I kinda wanna tag along just to see how things play out.

   • Leaves 20%

     You're being targeted by the Syndicate? We can't be seen together! Don't drag me into your crazy life!

   • Attacks 30%

     You're being targeted by the Syndicate? Plot twist: I'm the Syndicate assassin! Dun dun dun!

Question 11

So, what happens if I do join you? What would we do together?

1. I'd train you to be strong.

   • Demands 30%

     Well, hey, you've got the right girl! I can get a lot done when I put my mind to it. But if you want me to commit to a big training regimen like that... I'll need a little incentive.

   • Attacks 20%

     So what, that's what I am to you? A little trainable monster you can keep in your pocket? Is that all you think demons are?

   • Asks again 50%

     Then: Question 22

2. I'll use you for fusions.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 23

3. I haven't thought about it.

   • Demands 40%

     Then I'll think about it for you. ...... Y'know what, you can start by giving me something.

   • Leaves 30%

     Then I'll think about it for you. ...... Eh, never mind. I'm just gonna leave.

   • Attacks 30%

     Then I'll think about it for you. ...... Ugh, never mind! This sucks! I'm just gonna kill you!

Question 12

Hey... You wanna have a little fun together?

1. Sure.

   • Demands 45%

     Yay! Then, let's talk specifics! Giving me a whole bunch of stuff sounds like fun, right?

   • Attacks 35%

     Yay! Then let's do this! You're gonna die, but at least it'll be fun!

   • Asks again 20%

     Yay!

     Then: Question 30

2. No.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 26

3. Doing what?

   • Talk fails 30%

     You're really asking that? Way to ruin the moment.

   • Asks again 70%

     Then: Question 20

Question 13

Yeah... Yeah! I know, right!? Ahahahahaha...!

The demon's full attention is on their phone... What will you do?

1. Chide them

   • Leaves 30%

     Oh, sorry, are phones not allowed here? I'll go. So yeah, like I was saying...

   • Asks again 20%

     Huh? What're you pointing at my phone for? You want to use it or something?

     Then: Question 30

   • Demands 50%

     Oh, sorry, my friend was just telling me how this "demon negotiation" stuff tends to go. Like contracts and stuff. I sorta get it? We could try negotiating ourselves, if you want.

2. Wait patiently

   • Leaves 40%

     Mhm. Mmm-hmm. Ugh, for real. Ahahahahaha...!

     The demon left, still chatting away...

   • Talk fails 45%

     Uh huh. Okay. You too. Bye, homegirl! ...... So like... what were we doing? Are we getting back to fighting now, or what?

   • Joins you 15%

     Uh huh. Okay. You too. Bye, homegirl! ...... Omigosh, were you waiting all that time? I'm SUPER sorry. Is it okay if I join you?

3. Chat with Aogami instead

   • Talk fails 25%

     HEY! Are you seriously talking on your phone while I'm still here!? That is SO RUDE!

   • Asks again 75%

Question 14

The demon looks bored... What will you do?

1. Dance

   • Leaves 75%

     Yikes. Stop creepin'.

     You tried dancing...

   • Demands 25%

     Hey, not bad, not bad! I like a guy who can dance.

     You tried dancing...

2. Sing

   • Leaves 75%

     Ugh. Such a buzzkill.

     You tried singing...

   • Demands 25%

     Whoa. Do you, like, practice? I like a guy who can sing.

     You tried singing...

3. Flash some Macca

   • Demands 100%

     You definitely know how to get my attention. Wanna show me how generous you can be?

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

Question 15

Aw, you're so honest about what you want! ...So how about it? Were you scared?

1. I was.

   • Demands 50%

     I totally get it. That's exactly what I'm talking about. I love when guys are honest with me C'mon, how about we be a little MORE honest about what we want here?

   • Talk fails 50%

     Hmph. Wimp.

2. No.

   • Talk fails 75%

     Aww. Bor-ing.

   • Demands 25%

     Wow. I guess you must have a couple screws loose, huh? Well, I don't mind a guy being a little crazy. Long as he still gives me presents, of course.

3. I was happy.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 31

Question 16

You think I care if you trust me? Who do you think you are, talking to me like that?

1. Your boyfriend.

   • Leaves 25%

     Uh, I'm sorry? Was that supposed to be a love confession? Yeah, I'm obviously gonna say no.

   • Demands 35%

     Uh, I'm sorry? Was that supposed to be a love confession? Well... if you can show me how you might spoil me, I guess I'd consider it.

   • Leaves 40%gives Macca

     Uh, I'm sorry? Was that supposed to be a love confession? Yeah, no. This is all you get.

2. Your master.

   • Demands 45%

     Wait, is this that "master and maid" thing? Like in the cutesy little cafes in Akihabara? Uh... "Well, Master, I COULD join you, but it'll cost extra! And you'll have to ask reeeaaally nicely!"

   • Attacks 25%

     Wait, is this that "master and maid" thing? Like in the cutesy little cafes in Akihabara? Uh... "Oh noooo! I'm sooo clumsy! I wanted to take the lid off of Master's drink, but I might accidentally take off his head instead!"

   • Leaves 30%

     Wait, is this that "master and maid" thing? Like in the cutesy little cafes in Akihabara? Uh... That's creepy, and YOU'RE creepy for saying it.

3. Your pet.

   • Leaves 20%

     Got it. So you're just a perverted freak.

   • Asks again 80%

     Then: Question 16

Question 17

Aww, who's a good boy? Here, shake!

1. Do as told

   • Demands 50%

     Aww, good boy! Okay, next I want you to give me stuff!

   • Leaves 50%

     Aww, good boy! I hope you find your forever-home soon. Well, see ya!

2. That isn't funny.

   • Talk fails 50%

     Wow, you can't even do a trick that simple? Some pet you are.

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     Crap... Did I seriously piss him off? Uh... here, fetch!

     The demon threw something!

3. Woof! Woof!

   • Leaves 40%

     Ugh, you're a dog? I'm really more of a cat person.

   • Joins you 15%

     Aww, you're like a little puppy someone abandoned by the roadside... How about I take you in?

   • Talk fails 45%

     ......

     The demon is staring at you coldly...

Question 18

What? If you've got something to say, then say it!

1. I want to give you something.

   • Demands 50%

     Aww! Maybe you get me after all.

   • Talk fails 25%

     What, you think you can get on my good side that easy? I'm not some kid, you know!

   • Attacks 25%

     "Something"? What something? Don't be so vague! Ugh, I'm so done with this! I'll just take your life!

2. Give me something.

   • Demands 40%

     Nope! You gotta give me stuff first!

   • Attacks 50%

     Fine! How about some pain!?

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     Wow, are you seriously trying to mooch off a girl!? Fine! Take this and leave me alone already!

3. I want to see you smile.

   • Leaves 30%

     I don't OWE you a smile, asshole!

   • Attacks 30%

     You want me to laugh at you? You're just that pathetic, huh? You know what WOULD be hilarious, though? Your broken body hitting the ground!

   • Demands 40%

     Ugh, fine... I guess it couldn't hurt. But that means you gotta stop gawking like an idiot, and give me some things.

Question 19

So you wanted to find me out here?

1. I did.

   • Talk fails 25%

     Yeah, you say that, but I bet you don't care. As long as they join you, you'll take any demon.

   • Leaves 25%

     Aww, lucky you! Well, bye now.

   • Demands 50%

     Whoa...! That, like, made my heart skip a beat... Hey, you're kinda smooth. Tell me more.

2. Not really.

   • Demands 40%

     Huh. Works for me. Honestly, that's like, kinda better? Because you're not super clingy? Speaking of, let's not drag this out. Tell me what you're gonna give me.

   • Talk fails 40%

     Yikes. Do you think you sound cool?

   • Attacks 20%

     But I wanted to meet you. See, I love meeting guys who think they're so cool... and then murdering them!

3. I wish we hadn't met.

   • Attacks 30%

     I totally get you. Like, it sucks feeling like you've got no control over your own fate, right? And now you're gonna die just because I came into your life! Sucks to be you!

   • Joins you 15%

     I totally get you. Like, it sucks feeling like you've got no control over your own fate, right? And now you've met the girl of your dreams, and your life is gonna change forever! It's intimidating!

   • Leaves 55%

     Same here.

Question 20

Is that... fun?

1. It is.

   • Demands 55%

     That's not fair! If it's that fun, then you gotta let me join you too.

   • Talk fails 25%

     You totally don't LOOK like you're having fun.

   • Attacks 20%

     ...Guys like you are SO annoying!

2. It isn't.

   • Leaves 30%

     Then, like, stop?

   • Attacks 25%

     Then, like, stop? If you can't stop on your own, I'll help!

   • Demands 45%

     Maybe it'd be more fun if you had me around.

3. That's not the point.

   • Joins you 15%

     So it's about something more than just fun? Something more meaningful? That's, like, sooo deep. I bet you could show me all kinds of new things!

   • Leaves 85%

     Wow, guys like you never have ANY fun in life. Whatever. Knock yourself out.

Question 21

What do you think...?

1. We're going to go party.

   • Demands 55%

     You can't party unless you've got cash, duh. Let's see what you're carrying first.

   • Attacks 25%

     Actually, there's something I've always wanted to do at a party since I was little. Let's make this a MURDER party!

   • Asks again 20%

     Then: Question 30

2. You're going to join me.

   • Talk fails 60%

     Nah, sounds lame.

   • Demands 40%

     Ugh. You sound so obsessed with your work. Are you really that uptight? ...Then again, if you take it that seriously, I guess you'd probably take good care of me...

3. I'm gonna get you horny.

   • Attacks 30%

     Mmm, you know what REALLY gets me hot? Murdering idiots like you.

   • Demands 40%

     What, like you'd fuse me into some kinda devil? With the horns and stuff...? I've kinda wondered how that would feel.

   • Leaves 30%

     Uh-huh?

     The demon's gaze fell to your conspicuously blank groin... The demon left, laughing their head off...

Question 22

Uh, helloooo? I'm about to leave here! You gonna do anything about it?

1. Stop them

   • Demands 40%

     Ugh, finally. Since you made me wait like that, you better give me some good stuff.

   • Leaves 30%

     Well, too late!

   • Attacks 30%

     FINALLY you fall for it!

2. Ignore them

   • Leaves 40%

     You little...!

     The demon left in a huff...

   • Attacks 30%

     You little...!

     The demon suddenly attacks!

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     You little...!

     The demon threw something!

3. Put your guard up

   • Leaves 30%

     Eek! I've got a stalker! Officer, I need help!

   • Asks again 20%

     Oh hey, you wanna try a little game with me?

     Then: Question 30

   • Demands 50%

     Wow, are you that serious about hitting on me? Well, sure! Let's see some gifts!

Question 23

So what happens when I can't get any stronger?

1. Then it's over between us.

   • Demands 40%

     Yeah, that works for me. I mean, let's be real. Once I'm that strong, then I don't need YOU anymore either.

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     So what, like I'm just disposable to you? Just take this and go away.

   • Leaves 30%

     Why waste time? I say it's over NOW.

2. We'll be together forever.

   • Leaves 55%

     Ooh, awkward. Did you think this was gonna be a long-term relationship? Yeah, no thanks.

   • Attacks 30%

     Forever? What, like you're immortal or something? ...Lemme check.

   • Joins you 15%

     ...You promise? No takebacks!

Question 24

So you only want me for my body, huh?

1. Yeah.

   • Talk fails 35%

     ......

     The demon is silently glaring at you...

   • Demands 65%

     I can't believe you said that with a straight face. ...Then again, at least you're honest. If I went with you, I'd know what to expect.

2. No.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 24

3. I just want the demon you'll get fused into.

   • Attacks 45%

     So, you're just looking to get a different girl. ...Die, scumbag!

   • Leaves 40%

     You... want me to end up as a male demon? Okay, uh, that's fine if you swing that way, but... I think we're looking for different things out of this relationship.

   • Joins you 15%

     Is fighting all you care about? I know your type. You probably make ladies cry all the time without even realizing it. *sigh* So why do I keep falling for guys like you...?

Question 25

Wait, what? Aren't you interested in my body at all?

1. Nope.

   • Talk fails 55%

     Wow. What a boring guy.

   • Attacks 30%

     ...Well, screw you too, buddy!

   • Joins you 15%

     You say that with a straight face, but I dunno if it's how you really feel... Guess there's only one way to find out! I'll join up with you, and see what kinda guy you are!

2. Yeah, I am.

   • Attacks 25%

     Yeah, I know what you mean... I look at you, and I can't stop thinking about your body... I bet it's got a real CRUNCH to it!

   • Demands 45%

     If you're that interested, you can just SAY it, babe. Can't you be honest with yourself? Look. You wanna see how to ask for something you want? It's like this.

   • Leaves 30%

     Ugh. Such a skeezeball.

3. Now that you mention it...

   • Leaves 40%

     Oh, now you're interested. Ugh, gross! Stop giving me that look! It's CREEPY when you do it like that!

   • Demands 60%

     You finally see what you're missing, huh? I know you want me. But you're gonna need to give me a good reason to get with you.

Question 26

Geez, why're you so tense? Wait a minute, don't tell me you're bad at talking to girls!

1. Yeah...

   • Demands 50%

     Huh? So what, this is like... practice for you? I so don't wanna do that for free. Gimme something.

   • Talk fails 50%

     Really? At your age? Yikes, this guy's got issues...

2. I love talking to girls.

   • Talk fails 30%

     So you'll hit on anyone with a pulse, huh? I hate guys like you.

   • Demands 50%

     If you love talking to girls... then you must love giving presents to girls too, yeah?

   • Attacks 20%

     If you love talking to girls... then you'd probably love getting killed by a girl too, yeah?

3. Are you even a "girl" anymore?

   • Joins you 10%

     Wha... You can't be saying I'm too old for that!? I mean, I HAVE been alive for centuries... Gah—Hey! Don't look so shocked! Please! L-Look, would you forget the whole thing if I join you!?

   • Talk fails 55%

     Wow. Was that, like, a dig at my age? You really DO suck at talking to girls.

   • Demands 35%

     Hey, you don't have to be young to be girly! What do they say? "Forever 17"? Something like that. Look, who cares about age? Just give me some expensive gifts instead!

Question 27

Whaaaaat? Why not?

1. Who knows what's "fun" to you.

   • Demands 50%

     Well, that's obvious, isn't it? It's when you give me free stuff!

   • Attacks 20%

     Well, that's obvious, isn't it? It's when I get to rip you apart!

   • Talk fails 30%

     Duh. That's the point. It wouldn't be any fun if I just TOLD you what I was gonna do.

2. I'm not in the mood.

   • Demands 30%

     But I'm totally in the mood. I mean, a gift-getting mood. So you'd better be in a gift-GIVING mood!

   • Attacks 30%

     But I'm totally in the mood. The mood for some bloodshed!

   • Talk fails 40%

     Your feelings don't matter, stupid. Do you even get the position you're in?

3. No. Just no.

   • Leaves 40%

     Wow. Jerk.

   • Demands 35%

     What do you mean, "just no"!? That hurts my feelings, y'know! Now you gotta make it up to me! Give me something, or I'm gonna be all depressed!

   • Attacks 25%

     You gotta at least explain why. Or, what, are you just making fun of me? Don't underestimate me!

Question 28

How about we see who's better at texting? You versus me! The fastest texter wins.

1. Sure.

   • Joins you 204%

     Wow, you're fast! Are you, like, the fastest texter in the netherworld? I'm coming with!

     You texted as fast as your fingers would allow... You won!

2. No way.

   • Talk fails 100%

     Huh. Well, whatever then.

Question 29

Y'know... Your hair's, like, actually pretty impressive.

1. I know, right?

   • Talk fails 35%

     Wow, someone's full of themselves. I guess your hair's not as big as your ego.

   • Demands 40%

     Totally! Okay, you're gonna give me something, right? Since I buttered you up and all?

   • Attacks 25%

     I wish I had hair like yours... I'll just chop it all off and take it!

2. Impressive how?

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 29, Question 33

3. Well, I AM a bigwig.

   • Leaves 40%

     Woooooow...

   • Attacks 35%

     O-M-G, you are SOOO funny! What a great pun! Clap, clap, clap! Just DIE!

   • Joins you 25%

     Did you... seriously just say that? I can't believe you can throw down a pun that terrible with a totally straight face, man. ...Then again, I guess it proves you've got guts!

Question 30

Is that, like, a joke? You seriously don't get why it'd be impressive?

1. Because it's long?

   • Demands 50%

     Totally! It's so long, but you've kept it super silky too. Is that natural? Omigosh, you're so lucky... And since you're so lucky, why don't you give me something? Share the wealth a little?

   • Attacks 20%

     Yeah. I bet it flutters behind you when you move around, too. Super majestic and stuff. ...Why don't we give it a try? I'll beat you to the ground and see how it flaps around!

   • Talk fails 30%

     You think so? The length seems normal to me...

2. Because it's blue?

   • Demands 50%

     Yeah! It's, like, such a cool and sexy color. Is that natural? Omigosh, you're so lucky... And since you're so lucky, why don't you give me something? Share the wealth a little?

   • Attacks 30%

     Yeah, it's so pretty! You can really see the shine. Do you use any product? I bet it'd go great with another color. ...Ooh, I've got an idea! I'll stain that hair with a splash of your blood!

   • Talk fails 20%

     You think so? The color doesn't seem that weird...

3. No. No idea.

   • Talk fails 85%

     ...Now you're just being obtuse.

   • Joins you 15%

     Actually, I can't really put my finger on it either. What's going on with that hair? Maybe I should hang around with you a little longer so I can figure it out.

Question 31

...Who're you talking to?

1. Someone inside me.

   • Leaves 40%

     Yikes... You, uh, hear voices in your head? And you even talk back to them? I-I'm gonna get going... You two have fun, okay...?

   • Demands 30%

     Whoa, what do you mean? Like this other person is speaking through you, kinda? They sound kinda hot! I'd love to get to know them better.

   • Attacks 30%

     Wait, you mean that's just a costume!? Is there like a zipper on your back? Cool! Time to drag out what's inside!

2. The other me.

   • Talk fails 30%

     Ohhh, okay. You're just crazy.

   • Demands 50%

     Don't you want to see the real me, too? It's pretty intense. I can't even say too much about it here. But I'll show it to you if I join you. So! Time to bring out those gifts for me!

   • Attacks 20%

     There's two of you inside one body...? Wow, that sounds really rough to deal with. Want me to try killing one of them?

3. I was just mimicking you.

   • Demands 50%

     ...Um... oh. Did I really seem that obnoxious...? S-Sorry... Lemme make it up to you. We can talk negotiations now if you wanna.

   • Attacks 50%

     ...Wow, screw you!

Question 32

Huh? Why'd that make you happy?

1. I was lonely.

   • Leaves 35%

     You think all you need to beat loneliness is having some random person around? Wow, you're naïve as hell.

   • Leaves 35%gives Macca

     'Cause nobody treats you nice, huh? Here, you can have this.

   • Demands 30%

     I see! Honestly, I'm lonely too... I'm so lonely! And hungry! And POOR! So hurry up and give me something to help!

2. I thought you'd give me something.

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     What are you, five? That's such a kid thing to say. Well, I guess you can take this if you want.

   • Leaves 30%

     Ohhh, I get it. You thought I was coming over here to give you a little sugar, huh? Hell no.

   • Demands 40%

     Maybe you don't get how this works. I'm the one who gets stuff, and YOU give stuff!

3. Because I love you.

   • Attacks 35%

     You love me that much? Prove it. I guess if you wanted to prove you love me... ...You could die for me!

   • Leaves 65%

     Great, another guy who claims he loves me even though we've barely talked. Later, fuckboy.

Question 33

Yeah... Yeah! I know, right!? Ahahahahaha...!

The demon's full attention is on their phone... What will you do?

1. Chide them

   • Leaves 30%

     Oh, sorry, are phones not allowed here? I'll go. So yeah, like I was saying...

   • Asks again 20%

     Huh? What're you pointing at my phone for? You want to use it or something?

     Then: Question 30

   • Demands 50%

     Oh, sorry, my friend was just telling me how this "demon negotiation" stuff tends to go. Like contracts and stuff. I sorta get it? We could try negotiating ourselves, if you want.

2. Wait patiently

   • Leaves 40%

     Mhm. Mmm-hmm. Ugh, for real. Ahahahahaha...!

     The demon left, still chatting away...

   • Talk fails 45%

     Uh huh. Okay. You too. Bye, homegirl! ...... So like... what were we doing? Are we getting back to fighting now, or what?

   • Joins you 15%

     Uh huh. Okay. You too. Bye, homegirl! ...... Omigosh, were you waiting all that time? I'm SUPER sorry. Is it okay if I join you?

3. Chat with Tsukuyomi instead

   • Talk fails 25%

     HEY! Are you seriously talking on your phone while I'm still here!? That is SO RUDE!

   • Asks again 75%

Question 34

Is that, like, a joke? You seriously don't get why it'd be impressive?

1. Because it's long?

   • Leaves 50%gives Macca

     It's like, not even that long. Or are you saying it used to be longer? ...Oh daaang, are you fresh off a post- breakup makeover? Here, maybe this will help a little...

   • Joins you 25%

     It's like, not even that long. You should really try growing it out. ...Now that I say that, I kinda wanna see you with long hair. Mind if I tag along until that happens?

   • Talk fails 25%

     It's like, not even that long. Or special at all, now that I look at it.

2. Because it's white?

   • Demands 50%

     Yeah! It's, like, such a cool and sexy color. Is that natural? Omigosh, you're so lucky... And since you're so lucky, why don't you give me something? Share the wealth a little?

   • Attacks 30%

     Yeah, it's so pretty! You can really see the shine. Do you use any product? I bet it'd go great with another color. ...Ooh, I've got an idea! I'll stain that hair with a splash of your blood!

   • Talk fails 20%

     Huh... I dunno. White hair isn't that special.

3. No. No idea.

   • Talk fails 85%

     ...Are you TRYING to sound stupid?

   • Joins you 15%

     Actually, I can't really put my finger on it either. What's going on with that hair? Maybe I should hang around with you a little longer so I can figure it out.