Hee-ho

Question 1

The demon has their guard up... What will you do?

1. Ask them to lower their guard

   • Attacks 30%

     Okay, ho. I guess I can re-hee-lax a bit. Yep! I'm just gonna attack you instead, ho!

   • Asks again 50%

     Well, okay, hee. We can chat for a bit, ho.

     Then: Question 6, Question 7, Question 8, Question 9

   • Leaves 20%gives an item

     I wasn't defend-hee-ng myself, ho. I wanted to give you this!

2. Put your guard up as well

   • Talk fails 20%

     That's one scary de-hee-mon... I better not get involved, ho.

   • Asks again 60%

     Heeho, I was just jok-hee-ng! Okay, let's chat, ho!

     Then: Question 6, Question 7, Question 8, Question 9

   • Asks again 20%

     You see-hee-m pretty strong, ho! Up for a challenge, ho?

     Then: Question 19

Question 2

The demon is approaching... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Leaves 20%

     What's the matter, ho? I onl-hee wanted to give you a little present... Your loss, ho!

   • Asks again 20%

     I'm actually itching to see which of us can run faster, ho!

     Then: Question 20

   • Asks again 60%

2. Glare at them

   • Leaves 40%

     Doesn't see-hee-m like the type to listen... I better leave him alone, ho...

   • Asks again 60%

     You shouldn't glare at a Hee-ho like that, ho! Take it e-hee-asy and let's talk, ho.

     Then: Question 6, Question 7, Question 8, Question 9

3. Keep calm

   • Asks again 55%

     Wow, you're like some kinda hee-ro, ho! Let's chat, ho.

     Then: Question 6, Question 7, Question 8, Question 9

   • Attacks 20%

     Wow, you're like some kinda hee-ro, ho! ...Psyche! Did'ja really think I'd praise you like that, ho?

   • Demands 25%

     Ho-ho, I'm so cute, you're spee-hee-chless! Hee-ho, hee-ho! C'mon! Show your appre-hee-ciation, ho!

Question 3

The demon is trying to leave... What will you do?

1. Stop them

   • Asks again 35%

     Then: Question 21

   • Leaves 35%

     Try all you want, hee! You'll never catch me, ho!

     The demon ran away! You chased after them! But you tripped along the way...

   • Leaves 30%

     I'm bus-hee. Later, ho!

2. Leave them be

   • Asks again 65%

     What's with the cold shoulder, hee? C'mon, let's talk, ho!

     Then: Question 6, Question 7, Question 8, Question 9

   • Talk fails 15%

     You're a real cree-hee-p, ho... We're done here.

   • Attacks 20%

     The demon turns to leave... Then suddenly attacks!

3. Smirk at them

   • Leaves 40%

     This guy's for re-hee-al, ho! I better flee while I still can, ho!

   • Demands 30%

     Hee-ho, hee-ho? Do you maybe have something for me, ho?

   • Attacks 30%

     I bet you'll attack the second I try to le-hee-ave. Well, you can't fool me, ho!

Question 4

The demon is pretending to ignore you... What will you do?

1. Call out to them

   • Attacks 15%

     Hee-ho! Leave me be, ho!

   • Asks again 65%

     You re-hee-ally wanna talk, ho? Aww, okay. Then, let's talk, ho!

     Then: Question 6, Question 7, Question 8, Question 9

   • Leaves 20%

     I was just thinking whether I should negot-hee-ate or not. But never mind, ho. We're done hee-re.

2. Glare at them

   • Demands 40%

     N-No nee-hee-d to get angry, ho... Ho-kay, let's negot-hee-ate.

   • Attacks 25%

     Did you really think threats would work on me, ho?

   • Leaves 35%

     You're a real people ple-hee-aser, aren't you...?

Question 5

The demon is striking a pose... What will you do?

1. Strike the same pose

   • Asks again 100%

2. Leave them be

   • Asks again 100%

3. Strike a more fierce pose

   • Leaves 55%

     I spy with my little eye... an idiot, ho!

   • Attacks 30%

     Little flimsy on your technique, but you've got some real potent-hee-al, ho! A regular diamond in the rough! We'll just have to polish you up, ho!

   • Joins you 15%

     W-Wow, that pose is out of this world... You're no ho-rdinary demon! I see real bizarre adventure in our future, ho!

Question 6

Someth-hee-ng I can help you with, ho?

1. Join me.

   • Asks again 100%

     So sincere, ho! But sorry, I'm a little pre-hee-occupied at the moment, ho.

     Then: Question 24

2. Help me massacre demons.

   • Asks again 100%

3. Let's play together.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 14

Question 7

I'll let you pet my head, ho!

1. Hell yeah!

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 15

2. I'll pass.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 16

Question 8

Hee-ho! Take a good look at me, ho!

1. Take a good look

   • Asks again 100%

2. Look up

   • Attacks 20%

     Hey, I'm over here, ho!

   • Asks again 80%

3. Look around

   • Attacks 20%

     Hey, I'm over here, ho!

   • Asks again 80%

Question 9

The demon is gazing expectantly at you... What will you do?

1. Dance

   • Leaves 75%

     That dance is enough to put me to slee-hee-p. Really not feelin' it, ho.

     You tried dancing...

   • Demands 25%

     You sure know how to move those fee-hee-t, ho! Funky style, but I like it, ho!

     You tried dancing...

2. Sing

   • Leaves 75%

     What a bo-ho-ring song. Really not feelin' it, ho.

     You tried singing...

   • Demands 25%

     Hey, you can really si-hee-ng! Funky style, but I like it, ho!

     You tried singing...

3. Flash some Macca

   • Demands 100%

     Oho, lookin' to do business, hee? Sure, let's cut a deal, ho!

     You flashed some Macca at the demon...

Question 10

I've been mea-hee-ning to get to know you better! Put 'er there, ho!

1. Sure.

   • Talk fails 75%

     You shook hands with the demon... A piece of paper was left in your hand. It says, "Sucker!"

   • Joins you 15%

     You shook hands with the demon... A piece of paper was left in your hand. It says, "You win!"

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     Ooh, you got the Hee-ho Award! You can have this, ho!

     You shook hands with the demon... A piece of paper was left in your hand. It has the demon's portrait drawn on it!

2. Let's not.

   • Leaves 50%gives an item

     Do you have a heart of stone or something? Who wouldn't wanna shake hands with me, ho!? Maybe this will get you to open up, ho.

   • Leaves 30%

     That's fine, ho. I've got fans ever-hee-where that would kill to shake hands with me, ho.

   • Attacks 20%

     What, not fee-hee-ling friendly enough for a handshake? Then, how 'bout a headbutt, ho!

3. Let's arm wrestle instead.

   • Asks again 35%

     I-I'm not re-hee-ally the best arm wrestler... Oh, I know! How about a test of speed, ho?

     Then: Question 20

   • Leaves 45%

     I-I'm not re-hee-ally the best arm wrestler... L-Let's just forget I ever said anything, ho!

   • Attacks 20%

     I-I'm not re-hee-ally the best arm wrestler... But I'm a great arm breaker, ho!

Question 11

Re-hee-ally? Strikin' the same pose... Are you messing with me, ho?

1. I am.

   • Demands 35%

     O-ho! You've got some nerve, hee! Time to pay up for the troubles you've caused, ho!

   • Leaves 55%

     O-ho! You've got some nerve, hee! I hope you're only just messing around... I don't wanna die, ho!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     O-ho! You've got some nerve, hee! I'd say you've earned yourself a prize for being so bold, ho!

2. Of course not.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 11

Question 12

Oh, then, do you mayb-hee wanna become the newest member of our idol group, ho?

1. That's right.

   • Demands 60%

     Hee-ho! Then, it's time for your audition, ho!

   • Attacks 20%

     Hee-ho! But we won't go e-hee-asy on you, even if you are a newcomer! Pre-hee-pare yourself, ho!

   • Leaves 20%

     Sorr-hee, but you need to go through my agent for that, ho...

2. Absolutely not.

   • Talk fails 55%

     Not one for play-hee-ng along, are you, ho?

   • Attacks 30%

     Could it be you've te-hee-amed up with someone else? In that case, I'd better crush this rivalry before it begins, ho!

   • Joins you 15%

     Could it be you've te-hee-amed up with someone else? Actually, there's been a lot of cre-hee-ative differences in my group lately... Please let me join yours, ho!

Question 13

O-ho, could it be that you're stunned by how cool this pose is? Quit it with the silent tre-hee-atment and say something, ho.

1. ......

   • Demands 40%

     Why aren't you saying anything, ho!? You're making this awkward! Hee-ho! Let's try negot-hee-ating!

   • Attacks 30%

     Why aren't you saying anything, ho!? You're making this awkward! I'll make you talk, even if I have to be-hee-at it outta you!

   • Leaves 30%

     ...!

     The demon became angry and left without another word...

2. Join me.

   • Attacks 100%

     You got nothing to say about my cool pose, ho!? Ugh, we're done hee-re! I'm going rogue, ho!

3. It's a great pose.

   • Talk fails 40%

     I bet you're just saying that, ho.

   • Demands 60%

     Do you re-hee-ally think so? You better pay for my perf-ho-mance, then!

Question 14

Heehohooo! You're a scar-hee one, ain't you, ho?

1. You're one to talk.

   • Joins you 15%

     Hee-ho! Could it be you know of we Hee-hos' more sinister nature? I'd be in big trouble if word got out, ho...! All right, I'll join you! Just ple-hee-ase don't tell anyone about it!

   • Attacks 30%

     Hee-ho! Could it be you know of we Hee-hos' more sinister nature? Well, I'll just have to make sure our se-hee-cret's safe by stitching your mouth shut, ho!

   • Leaves 55%

     Heehoho? What do you mean, ho? We Hee-hos are known for being cute and friendly-hee! It's not fair to assume like that, ho.

2. It's all just pretend.

   • Demands 50%

     Hee-ho! This some kinda hee-horror flick? You've got great taste, ho! Gimme something, and I might just lend you a hee-hand, ho.

   • Attacks 50%

     Hee-ho! This some kinda hee-horror flick? You've got great taste, ho! We-hee-'ll just have to make some more blood, won't we, ho!?

Question 15

You're kind of a weirdo, hee... Question is: Can I trust you, ho?

1. Of course.

   • Leaves 100%

     This is definitely shad-hee, ho.

2. Not a all.

   • Attacks 30%

     That's not true, ho! You need to belie-hee-ve in yourself! Trust your own strength and roll with the punches, ho!

   • Demands 50%

     That's not true, ho! You need to belie-hee-ve in yourself! Trust in your wealth and shower me with gifts, ho!

   • Leaves 20%

     Then, I'm gonna take your word for it and skee-hee-daddle, ho.

3. What if I give you a snack?

   • Talk fails 40%

     Hmm... You're definitely shad-hee... *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*

     The demon swiped the snack from your hand...

   • Demands 40%

     Hmm... You're definitely shad-hee... *munch* *munch* Hee-ho! I finished the snack, ho! What else you got?

     The demon swiped the snack from your hand...

   • Leaves 20%

     Hmm... You're definitely shad-hee... *munch* *munch* But this sure is tast-hee, whatever this is, ho! I'm gonna go hee-home and savor it.

     The demon swiped the snack from your hand...

Question 16

Glad to hear you're so enthusi-hee-astic, ho! Well then, why don't you come closer, ho?

1. Okay.

   • Attacks 50%

     Hee-ho! You're a good kid, ho! In fact, I could just ea-hee-t you up, ho!

   • Demands 50%

     Hee-ho? What, got noth-hee-ng to offer, ho? I don't do this for free-hee, ho.

2. You come closer to me.

   • Demands 70%

     Heehoho! Could it be-hee that he's figured out my head-pat plan, ho...? Might be better to stay on his good side, and negot-hee-ate instead...

   • Attacks 30%

     Are you sure, ho? Well, hee-re I come!

     The demon attacks!

Question 17

No nee-hee-d to be modest, ho! Pet me all you want!

1. Okay.

   • Talk fails 30%

     That's too much, ho! You're gonna make me go bald!

     You patted the demon to your heart's content...

   • Attacks 20%

     That's too much, ho! You're wearing me out! I'm gonna wear you out too, ho!

     You patted the demon to your heart's content...

   • Demands 50%

     E-hee-asy there, ho! You're wearing me out! Phew... Now that that's over and done with, you better make it up to me, ho!

     You patted the demon to your heart's content...

2. Actually, I'll pass.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 17

Question 18

You've hurt my fee-hee-lings, ho! I'm gonna re-hee-tire from the industry!

1. Do whatever you want.

   • Demands 60%

     Hey, bro, that's cold, ho! You gotta che-hee-er me on and help me make a BIG comeback, ho!

   • Leaves 40%

     (demon) retired from the industry...

2. Won't you reconsider?

   • Attacks 40%

     Ho-kay... I won't call it quits just yet. Nah, I'm gonna re-hee-tire you instead, ho!

   • Leaves 60%

     I just want a normal, pea-hee-ceful life, ho...

3. What about income?

   • Demands 55%

     Well, that's your job, obviously, ho. Now let's see-hee what you got, ho.

   • Attacks 35%

     I-I didn't think about that, ho... Guess I'll just have to cle-hee-an you out and make do for now, ho!

   • Leaves 10%gives an item

     Don't think I'm some nee-hee-dy little peasant, ho. I'm so filthy rich, I could supp-ho-rt a bum like you for years on end!

Question 19

How about it, ho? Pretty ne-hee-at, huh?

You took a good look at the demon...

1. Most definitely.

   • Demands 55%

     Glad to hear it, ho! Alrighty, then. Time to collect your viewing fee, ho.

   • Attacks 25%

     Glad to hear it, ho! Because it's the last thi-hee-ng you ever see, ho!

   • Leaves 20%

     Glad to hear it, ho! Well then, I'll see-hee you around, ho.

2. Not at all.

   • Attacks 40%

     You can't recognize my beaut-hee? Then, I guess I can't recognize your need to live, ho!

   • Demands 40%

     That's too bad... But you still gotta pay your viewing fee, ho.

   • Leaves 20%gives an item

     That's too bad... I hope you at le-hee-ast enjoy this, ho.

3. I'll be leaving now.

   • Demands 30%

     Oh, no-ho you don't! You're not leaving until you pay my outrageous viewing fee, ho!

   • Leaves 40%

     Bye-bye-ho!

   • Leaves 30%gives an item

     Well then, take this as a part-hee-ng gift, ho.

Question 20

Let's have a race, ho! We're gonna see which of us is faster, ho!

1. Sure.

   • Joins you 204%

     Heeho... Heeho... That's some serious spee-hee-d! All right... I'm all yours, ho!

     You raced the demon... You won!

2. No way.

   • Talk fails 100%

     Oh, fine, hee. I'll let you slide this time, ho!

Question 21

Are you wary of me-hee? Are you that scared, ho?

1. I am.

   • Demands 35%

     Whether I'm scar-hee or not is going to depend on you, ho. There's something I want, you see... Won't you give it to me, ho?

   • Joins you 10%

     There are plenty of demons scarier than me, ho. Hee-ho, this is troubling... Maybe you nee-hee-d someone like me at your side, ho.

   • Leaves 55%

     Heehoho... I'm not as popular a mascot as I used to be, ho...

2. You're adorable.

   • Attacks 20%

     That's right, ho! I am adorable! And if you think I'm cute now, just wait till you see how I plan to e-hee-liminate you, ho!

   • Demands 55%

     That's right, ho! I am adorable! And since I'm so cute, you better pay your respects, ho. I'm talking G-hee-I-F-Ts!

   • Talk fails 25%

     Heehoho? That again, ho? This country's way too fixated on cute, hee. It's kind of concerning, ho.

3. You stink.

   • Talk fails 40%

     No-ho need for name-calling! Just accept that I'm cuter than you, ho!

   • Demands 40%

     Well, sorr-hee for not being exactly what you'd expect. The mascot business is pretty tax-hee-ng, ho. If you're not down with that, then maybe you can support me instead.

   • Attacks 20%

     Oh-ho, that's probably because I was part of a big show earlier, ho. It was a re-hee-al bloodbath, ho!

Question 22

Why're you looking up, ho?

1. Gotta have high aspirations.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 22

2. I want to soar through the sky.

   • Demands 65%

     Are you seeking stardom too, ho? You're just like me! And in that case, we gotta form a duo! Let's work out the de-hee-tails, ho!

   • Attacks 35%

     Are you seeking stardom too, ho? You're just like me! Can't have any rivals ste-hee-aling the spotlight, ho!

3. Look, a meteor.

   • Attacks 45%

     I-It's the end of the world, ho! And I'm taking you with me, ho!

   • Demands 45%

     I-It's the end of the world, ho! ...Or so I thought. But I bet this is just some kinda che-hee-ap prank, ho. If I were you, I'd be more focused on trying to win me over, ho.

   • Joins you 10%

     I-It's the end of the world, ho! All we can do now is dig our way into that me-hee-teor and destroy it with a big ol' bomb! Will you join me on this super dangerous mission, ho!?

Question 23

I wanna become a big star and sell-out at the Tokyo Doom, ho! Won't you help me achi-hee-eve my dream?

1. Sure.

   • Attacks 20%

     If I'm gonna take the Tokyo Doom, I'll need a huge follow-hee-ng! You can follow me around as a g-ho-st, ho!

   • Demands 50%

     Well, with that outta the way, I'll first nee-hee-d you to pay the necessary expenses, ho!

   • Asks again 30%

     Then: Question 23

2. No way.

   • Leaves 50%

     Well, when I'm playing sold out shows at the Tokyo Doom one day, don't come cry-hee-ng to me, ho!

   • Attacks 35%

     Well then, I guess you're just another stepp-hee-ng stone on my to rise to the top, ho!

   • Joins you 15%

     Aw, don't be like that, ho... Shee-hee-sh, no one ever listens to me... I think I'll stick around just in case you change your mind, ho!

Question 24

Why're you looking around, ho?

1. Where are we?

   • Demands 45%

     Wow, I must really be a sight to be-hee-hold if you've forgotten where you are like that! Well, if you're so mesmerized, then I hope this means there's some gifts coming my way, ho!

   • Joins you 10%

     Could it be-hee that you're lost? Aww, all right. Come on, ho! I'll take you to the securit-hee desk!

   • Attacks 45%

     Why, we're stand-hee-ng in your grave, ho!

2. I sensed bloodlust.

   • Demands 55%

     Prett-hee alert, aren't you... You'd make a great manager, ho! Why don't you come work for me-hee? Let's talk business, ho!

   • Attacks 15%

     I'm surprised you figured me out, ho.

   • Leaves 30%

     Well, aren't you sense-ible, ho! ...... I'll see myself out...

Question 25

Is there anyth-hee-ng else I can help you with, ho?

1. Join me.

   • Asks again 80%

     Like I just said, no can do, ho.

     Then: Question 25

   • Leaves 20%

     You're too persistent, ho.

2. Help me massacre demons.

   • Asks again 100%

3. Let's play together.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 14

Question 26

Is there anyth-hee-ng else I can help you with, ho?

1. Join me.

   • Asks again 70%

     You sure are persistent, hee. We've gotten ourselves into an infinite loop now, so be careful, ho.

     Then: Question 25

   • Attacks 30%

     You sure are persistent, hee. We've gotten ourselves into an infinite loop now, so be careful, ho. Guess I'll have to break us free, ho!

2. Help me massacre demons.

   • Asks again 100%

3. Let's play together.

   • Asks again 100%

     Then: Question 14